10 definitions by Randompersononedayyoullmeet

Low IQ

People who spend more than 1 hour daily on their phones. You lose 10 points for each extra min.

OMG her phone screen time is 3 hours PER DAY!!! She must have a low IQ

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

procrastination

taking BuzzFeed quizzes

OK, I'll do my work.
Oh, look, this quiz will guess what color my socks are if I tell them how my 16th birthday was!

3 hours later...
OK, I'll start now
Oh look, this'll guess my name if I tell them my favorite shades of black...

STOP PROCRASTINATION!

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

Nerd

A great person, typically with glasses and extremely skinny, who has never gotten a B in their life. A modern idea for a great person like a "nerd"is that they like to gain some weight and exercise. They are portrayed with glasses since they read a lot and a study says that not having a great eye sight means you have a high IQ.

Man, I want to be a nerd, since all successful people were called nerds at school.

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

PhotoBooth

Where people with low IQ who are addicted to their phones go when they don't have internet.

I have no internet! Ughhh! I know! I want to be in front of a screen so I'll go to photobooth!
Wouldn't you just read this book!

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

IQ

How well you do in IQ tests. The formula to find it consists of your mental and chronological age put as a fraction, multiplied by 100.

I have an IQ of 160!
Really? How?
I just guessed on all the questions and got it right!
Now that's smart!

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

Buzzfeed

A website dedicated for teens and adults where 12 year olds feel mature and get mad when they're reported for being under age. Extremely addictive quizzes and articles, where they'll guess your favorite pizza based on your sock color. WARNING- Don't go there on work.

I'll start my work, just after this Buzzfeed quiz.

5 years later

Just one more.....

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 19, 2020

How to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet!

Slogan people use to get overweight people to their website.

THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT FAT PEOPLE THINKHow to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! IS POSSIBLE WHILE WE TRY TO GAIN WEIGHT

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020