4 definitions by Randman

one-eleven

(v) to wipe your dirty ass with your index, middle and ring fingers in unison. Typically one does this when there is no toilet paper or suitable substitution available.

Steve one-elevened his messy hiney after realizing he ran out of Charmin.

by Randman January 18, 2006

poop scratch

(noun)
1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.

Jimmy discovered a poop scratch in his boxers after not finishing the job a few hours earlier.

by Randman January 8, 2007

residoodle

The orange coating left on your fingers and lips after consuming cheese puff snacks. (Cheese Doodles, Cheetos, etc.)

After dusting off a bag of Cheese Doodles, Speedy had to wash the residoodle off his hands.

by Randman January 17, 2006

curbulence

While operating a vehicle, driver mistakenly runs one or more tires over a nearby curb.

While pulling out of the local Krispy Kreme, Rodney ran into some curbulence spilling coffee all over his white t-shirt and jeans.

by Randman January 17, 2006