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2 definitions by RMusick

Intestinal disorder characterized by tremendous bowel movements not unlike diarrhea, but with an accompanying odor that makes even the afflicted person gag with disgust.
After the doctor heard Andrew's symptoms, he immediately diagnosed him with poobonic plague.
by RMusick February 05, 2012
Sudden, unintentional urination frequently the result of experiencing a shocking or traumatic event whilst retaining a full bladder.
Exiting the roller coaster was an ignominious affair for Andrew, as all of his friends could plainly witness his catastropee.
by RMusick February 01, 2012