chicken

Cocaine

Got any chicken? (As in rhyming slang for chicken and leak....Beak) Beak also used for cocaine.

by REL74 February 10, 2010

Millenium Fuel

A "Fosk" (huge foreskin) which can be used to preserve fossill fuels. The huge foreskin or fosk, would be used instead of fossill fuel and is generally known as "millenium fuel". Originated on the beaches of Barcelona in 2007, during a climate change summit!!

Dad - My god son, that could be used as millenium Fuel!!
Son - What you trying to say Dad?
Dad - You've got a massive foreskin son!!

by REL74 February 12, 2010

Sweeny

One who spits saliva while talking and becomes aggressive after consuming a large intake of alcohol, generally watching football matches. Loves an alcohol fuelled fight (men or women included).

John - I got barred last night from my local public house while watching the football!!!
Dave - Why? What did you do?
John - I did a "sweeny"!
Dave - You clown! How long are you barred for?
John - For life!!

by REL74 February 11, 2010

Quarti

When one's penis is not quite a semi, and not quite flacid. A bit in between!!

Dave - I've got a quarti!!!
Donna - What's that?
Dave - I've not got quite a semi on, but its not dead limp either!!
Donna - Aah a quarti.....good call!

by REL74 April 20, 2010

critters

Ecstacy tablets

I've been on the critters again and i'm fucked out of my head!

by REL74 February 10, 2010

Nodders

Slightly balding fake asian, that bullshits a lot, says "yes" all the time and fails to deliver!

Steve - Are you coming to the party tonight?
John - Yes!
Steve- Don't you be doing a nodders on me!!!
John - I won't!!

(John fails to turn up) John's done a nodders on us!!

by REL74 February 11, 2010

Irish DJ

When one puts his/her finger into a womans vagina, rotating slowly as if ready to scratch a tune while upside down deejaying, hence Irish DJ!!!!

What are you doing tonight pal?
I'm taking a bird out and i'm hoping do an irish dj to her!!

by REL74 February 11, 2010