15 definitions by REL74
One who spits saliva while talking and becomes aggressive after consuming a large intake of alcohol, generally watching football matches. Loves an alcohol fuelled fight (men or women included).
John - I got barred last night from my local public house while watching the football!!!
Dave - Why? What did you do?
John - I did a "sweeny"!
Dave - You clown! How long are you barred for?
John - For life!!
Dave - Why? What did you do?
John - I did a "sweeny"!
Dave - You clown! How long are you barred for?
John - For life!!
by REL74 February 11, 2010
Kev - I'll come to yours tonight mate.
Lee - Nice one, have you got any wonga?
Kev - I have!
Lee - Great I could do with a smoke or two!!
Lee - Nice one, have you got any wonga?
Kev - I have!
Lee - Great I could do with a smoke or two!!
by REL74 February 18, 2010
A "Fosk" (huge foreskin) which can be used to preserve fossill fuels. The huge foreskin or fosk, would be used instead of fossill fuel and is generally known as "millenium fuel". Originated on the beaches of Barcelona in 2007, during a climate change summit!!
Dad - My god son, that could be used as millenium Fuel!!
Son - What you trying to say Dad?
Dad - You've got a massive foreskin son!!
Son - What you trying to say Dad?
Dad - You've got a massive foreskin son!!
by REL74 February 12, 2010
When one is being given deep throat (hence throat) and at the point of ejaculation unleashes his gear all over the recipients face (cockney rhyming slang for face is boat race). Thus resulting in a bit of throat and boat.
Lee: I copped for some dirty bird last night!!
Ian: Did you get a shag?
Lee: No, but I got a bit of throat and boat...which was rather pleasant!!!
Ian: The dirty bitch!!!
Ian: Did you get a shag?
Lee: No, but I got a bit of throat and boat...which was rather pleasant!!!
Ian: The dirty bitch!!!
by REL74 February 26, 2010
Dave - Hi Jane, what's up with you?
Jane - I've just been Whitty'd
Dave - You best call the police then!!
Jane - I've just been Whitty'd
Dave - You best call the police then!!
by REL74 February 11, 2010
by REL74 February 10, 2010
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