A hollow log that typically resides in fog or light mist. Recent rumours circulated suggesting they could be sentient lifeforms with an IQ of over 145, but all evidence points towards them being inanimate objects.
During a mushroom shortage Bob Geldolf sat on a foglog whilst visiting Gibralta. (Extract from The Daily Telegraph)
its the one word you say before you die that means everything that you cant say.
if your really black and you live in the hood, your probly ganna get stabbed so when you do you say "Figlofstentine" to your closest bud and he will know you care.