4 definitions by RC_rep
I find it interesting to note that the RC Crew is considered sad for making videos of random stuff. I personally find it sad that W00tco (which was a short lived "site" created by some wierdos trying to make us look bad or something, and is also the group of people who wrote the first RC Empire definition) can say that with a straight face. The leader of this group, who will be henceforth referred to as "Microsoft," mentions in his definition that we are not creative for destroying a car (which by the way, was a very nice 1981 Volvo 244DL for $126 on eBay, and is the fastest car ever built by humans) in a field after school let out. The reason Microsoft finds this so "hilariously unoriginal" is because he was not allowed to attend the event himself. The reason for this is because, simply, he did not pay our fee. Everybody who attended donated money to buy the car, and to buy food, and to buy drinks, and to buy fireworks. Nobody that came to the car smash came without giving something to make it a better event. If Microsoft had even brought a 24-pack of cokes from Wal-mart, that would have been fine. We aren't bastards, but for some reason, Microsoft decided that we are. But don't let his post fool you. Microsoft used to follow RC around like a fly on a steak. He wanted to come to the car event, he laughed at the escalator jousting, and he once asked us if we wanted to do a circle jerk (we declined because, unlike Microsoft, we are not bisexual). Microsoft wanted to go to the car thing and Microsoft cried like the little whiner that Microsoft is when we said he had to donate something (and once again, we would settle for nearly anything) and he didn't do it. And somehow, through some sort of mutated state of mind, thought that we were being unfair to him for it. It makes about as much sense to us as it probably does to you: none. But then again, Microsoft rarely, if ever, makes sense.
On to the next topic. Microsoft apparently thinks that we "sparked" several "online wars" with Ignus, Ragtime, and W00tco. However, we see it in slightly different light. RC "cleansed" the internet of the aforementioned "websites," and it was more of a "massacre" and less of a "war." The confrontations with Ignus and Ragtime (and more recently, Dragonball Omega) were short, precise, and hilarious. The thing about W00tco is actually even more funny. When Microsoft calls it an "online war," he is obviously referring to the amount of time he spent creating a shitty website (I hesistate to call it truly shitty, because it was intended to look shitty, and we recognize that he succeeded in this task) containing countless .ogg files about RC members. These files contained horribly offending material that Microsoft created and (this is where the online war thing comes in) didn't tell anybody about, except his only accomplice, who will be referred to as Nathaniel Hawthorne. You read this right. Microsoft created a site about us, hid behind his computer screen (probably with Nathaniel under his desk slurping his dong), and then claims that we started an online war with him. Anybody notice something about Microsoft's behavior, yet? He's obviously disturbed, because I simply can't understand why he cares enough about our group of friends to try and discredit us by spending the time it takes to make a wesbite that he doesn't show to anybody and make an urban dictionary post about us, which he also neglected to mention to us. I seriously think he has some type of psychological disorder, because the willingness and drive to do such things is simply not normal, and trust me, the things he said in the .ogg files were truly disgusting. He later claimed that it was "satire" which is completely not true. If the reader of this knows where to find the "rcempire" (type that in a search engine) website, we will soon have a mirror up of his entire site, which he took down when he found out we all knew about it, so that everyone can see and hear that the things he said were simply not things you would say as a joke. They are truly that gross and offending.
The RC Empire is just a group of friends who like to have a good time and film their shenanigans. We have a wesbite that we use to communicate over the internet. It's all just for our own personal laughs, and Microsoft is basically a creature that somehow decided he hated us enough to spend his life discrediting us but not telling anyone about it. It's somehow very amusing, but not amusing in the way that you feel when you watch Louis Black live, it's amusing in the way that a rich man watches a poor man, pondering what it's like to have nothing, but quickly becomes bored and burns a pile of hundred dollar bills in spite of the poor man. Pick on, brother! *guitar solo*
On to the next topic. Microsoft apparently thinks that we "sparked" several "online wars" with Ignus, Ragtime, and W00tco. However, we see it in slightly different light. RC "cleansed" the internet of the aforementioned "websites," and it was more of a "massacre" and less of a "war." The confrontations with Ignus and Ragtime (and more recently, Dragonball Omega) were short, precise, and hilarious. The thing about W00tco is actually even more funny. When Microsoft calls it an "online war," he is obviously referring to the amount of time he spent creating a shitty website (I hesistate to call it truly shitty, because it was intended to look shitty, and we recognize that he succeeded in this task) containing countless .ogg files about RC members. These files contained horribly offending material that Microsoft created and (this is where the online war thing comes in) didn't tell anybody about, except his only accomplice, who will be referred to as Nathaniel Hawthorne. You read this right. Microsoft created a site about us, hid behind his computer screen (probably with Nathaniel under his desk slurping his dong), and then claims that we started an online war with him. Anybody notice something about Microsoft's behavior, yet? He's obviously disturbed, because I simply can't understand why he cares enough about our group of friends to try and discredit us by spending the time it takes to make a wesbite that he doesn't show to anybody and make an urban dictionary post about us, which he also neglected to mention to us. I seriously think he has some type of psychological disorder, because the willingness and drive to do such things is simply not normal, and trust me, the things he said in the .ogg files were truly disgusting. He later claimed that it was "satire" which is completely not true. If the reader of this knows where to find the "rcempire" (type that in a search engine) website, we will soon have a mirror up of his entire site, which he took down when he found out we all knew about it, so that everyone can see and hear that the things he said were simply not things you would say as a joke. They are truly that gross and offending.
The RC Empire is just a group of friends who like to have a good time and film their shenanigans. We have a wesbite that we use to communicate over the internet. It's all just for our own personal laughs, and Microsoft is basically a creature that somehow decided he hated us enough to spend his life discrediting us but not telling anyone about it. It's somehow very amusing, but not amusing in the way that you feel when you watch Louis Black live, it's amusing in the way that a rich man watches a poor man, pondering what it's like to have nothing, but quickly becomes bored and burns a pile of hundred dollar bills in spite of the poor man. Pick on, brother! *guitar solo*
RC stand for "Random Crap." We are the Random Crap Empire.
W00tco sure is a bunch of backstabbing pussies!
The .apple_pie pwns you!
RC Empire is K for Kool!
W00tco sure is a bunch of backstabbing pussies!
The .apple_pie pwns you!
RC Empire is K for Kool!
by RC_rep April 21, 2006
Fencing is a pseudo-sport where college-age, predominantly virgin male anime fags meet to attempt to learn some sort of ancient art of sword fighting. They will tell you they do it for the competition and athleticism involved, but the truth is that they think it's super awesome to be a sword fighter, which might actually be true if common college fencing clubs actually helped you in any way learn the art of swordplay (the art of killing), not the art of getting points for whacking your friends with a stick.
Fencing is one of those activities that might have been a cooler thing to get into if it hadn't been taken over by geeks and nerds (pretty much the same thing has happened to karate and other forms of martial arts in the last few years). Most of them think that when the zombie apocalypse happens they'll be fighting off hordes of zombies with real swords while fellow survivors look on in awe at their amazing display of dexterity and physical prowess. The fact of the matter is that by trying to fight at close range, these wannabe sword masters will be the first to get overrun and bitten, leaving their smarter friends who brought guns to either save them or make the mercy shot.
Fencing is one of those activities that might have been a cooler thing to get into if it hadn't been taken over by geeks and nerds (pretty much the same thing has happened to karate and other forms of martial arts in the last few years). Most of them think that when the zombie apocalypse happens they'll be fighting off hordes of zombies with real swords while fellow survivors look on in awe at their amazing display of dexterity and physical prowess. The fact of the matter is that by trying to fight at close range, these wannabe sword masters will be the first to get overrun and bitten, leaving their smarter friends who brought guns to either save them or make the mercy shot.
An actual conversation I had at the gym with one of my friends who got into fencing:
Me: "Hey man, what's up?"
Him: "Not much, just going to fencing club, you should come."
Me: "Nah man, I'm just here to work out, after that I've gotta get over to the labs to work on some stuff for a project."
Him: "Dude, you're a fucking pussy for not coming to fencing!"
Me: "What the hell man, you're a fucking pussy for not working out for real. Have fun beating sticks together with a bunch of other sweaty dudes."
Me: "Hey man, what's up?"
Him: "Not much, just going to fencing club, you should come."
Me: "Nah man, I'm just here to work out, after that I've gotta get over to the labs to work on some stuff for a project."
Him: "Dude, you're a fucking pussy for not coming to fencing!"
Me: "What the hell man, you're a fucking pussy for not working out for real. Have fun beating sticks together with a bunch of other sweaty dudes."
by RC_rep October 3, 2010
1) Term used to describe in detail any given point in time during which your mind is completely and totally lost and replaced with a pile of goose shit.
2) Nick Maynard.
3) Professional title that will get you fired and probably raped by coworkers.
4) An insult describing the fact that you have goose shit
2) Nick Maynard.
3) Professional title that will get you fired and probably raped by coworkers.
4) An insult describing the fact that you have goose shit
1) You stupid Vasco Ignus!
2) Vasco Ignus is ghey!
3) Your mind just totally went Vasco Ignus... you fucktard.
2) Vasco Ignus is ghey!
3) Your mind just totally went Vasco Ignus... you fucktard.
by RC_rep October 7, 2004
1) A general term for stupidity and incompetence, implied in cases in which the above is applied in large quantities constantly. In other words, Vasco Ignus is an insult used to imply that there is never a period in time in which the person called such is not, has not been, or will never be stupid. You could call it perpetual stupidity.
2) Nicholas Wade Maynard
2) Nicholas Wade Maynard
by RC_rep February 1, 2005