mensa

Sheesh Ninja Disaster, you have to do some research before blasting Mensa members like that.

True: Mensa is an organization for people with high IQs. Their requirement for entry is that their potential members must score within the top 2% in their standardized intelligence test.

False: Unlike some people would have you believe not all Mensa members are snobbish assholes. Also, their meetings are not just about academic endeavors . Many of them know that being extremely intelligent can be socially awkward so their meetings are a chance for these members meet other socially awkard intelligent people and do normal everyday things that regular "Schmoes" like you and I would do.
Famous Mensa members:

-Asia Carrera (famous pornstar)

-Geena Davis (famous actress)

-Jodie Foster (do I need to explain?)

etc.
by RC April 21, 2005
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coffee

The master of many slaves that make up the working class.

Coffee should be drank either black or with no more than 15% cream and sugar to be truly enjoyed. However, many people prefer beverages that try to pass for coffee but are like less than 50% coffee and mostly milk/cream and sugar.
I can't function in the morning without at least 1 cup of Columbian brew coffee.
by RC July 16, 2005
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robert plant

An example of how you can be in a fucking awesome rock n' roll band, and fake an orgasm on stage (listen to Whole Lotta Love).
I'm not putting down Robert Plant; I think he's fucking cool and so is Led Zeppelin.
by RC May 30, 2005
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busta

a noun meaning someone who is obscenely sweet. others may be jealous from their incomprehensible sweetness
dawg, busta roge.. hes incomprehensibly ghettofabolous! Hes like.. phenomenal, i dont even know, its so complicated like.. trigonomenal? fo sho
by RC May 05, 2004
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c++

Simple to learn, high-level, object-oriented programming language.
Many 1000 page doorstops are available for teaching this language. (I'm not poking fun at these books. Some of them are actually useful.)
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
boozeType beerBrand;

if(cash)
buy_beer(beerBrand);
else
bum_beer_off_buddies();


do
{
beer++;
}while(sober);

return 0;
}
by RC February 07, 2005
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september 11

Kid A: "What day is it today?"
Kid B: "Why its September 11 of course."
Kid A: "How peculiar! Time really flies you know."
Kid B: "aye"
by RC September 10, 2005
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ti-83

Calculator for lazy students in high school who can't graph, want to play addictive and fun games in class and/or want to cheat on their tests.

Graphing calculators make students lazy and makes them insecure about their innate potential.
Average student: Wait! I can't graph y=x and y=sin(x) without my trusty Ti-83.

Intelligent, hard-worknig, and confident student: graphs the equations long before the average student keys in the first equation on his/her graphing calculator.
by RC April 06, 2006
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