RC's definitions

linus torvalds

Linus Torvalds is the genius from Finland who created Linux and wrote the first Linux kernel. He is an extremely talented programmer and yet he's very modest. (The guy doesn't even make a profit from any of the distributions of Linux out there.) He is the total opposite of Microsoft's Bill Gates (who fears the growth that Linux has experienced in the past 14 years). Linus is a creative, good natured programmer who derives satisfaction from putting out an open source OS that actually works. On the other hand, Bill Gates is an unoriginal person, who likes destroying small companies, and derives satisfaction from making grossly unnecessary gobs of money from selling software that crashes often.

Power to the penguin!

by RC January 17, 2005

busta

a noun meaning someone who is obscenely sweet. others may be jealous from their incomprehensible sweetness

dawg, busta roge.. hes incomprehensibly ghettofabolous! Hes like.. phenomenal, i dont even know, its so complicated like.. trigonomenal? fo sho

by RC May 5, 2004

asshole

What you are currently sitting on.

Man! my asshole is itchy.

by RC February 26, 2005

Real McCoy

Real deal.
Oilers on early trains had to be oiled to stop friction on the drive wheels. Oilers always failed... except the McCoy brand and they became known as the best and 'the real McCoy'

These appear to be the real McCoy.

by RC November 10, 2003

choice

To be great, bitchin or kick ass

"Kyle, let's go play Mario, it is so totally choice."

by RC March 11, 2003

rape

A heinous, violent crime that should be dealt with vigilante justice.

Our commnunity is dealing with that old man rapist by taking him out to a parking lot beating him senseless with baseball bats and possibly cutting his balls off!

by RC April 26, 2005

c++

Simple to learn, high-level, object-oriented programming language.
Many 1000 page doorstops are available for teaching this language. (I'm not poking fun at these books. Some of them are actually useful.)

#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
boozeType beerBrand;

if(cash)
buy_beer(beerBrand);
else
bum_beer_off_buddies();


do
{
beer++;
}while(sober);

return 0;
}

by RC February 6, 2005