49 definitions by R. Kemp

Leatherface

A badass motherfucker with a chainsaw. Do NOT fuck with him.

Leatherface will chop off your leg and shove it up your ass!

by R. Kemp February 9, 2005

TYDT

Acronym for "Thank You, Drive Through". A facetious internet acronym used after answering easy questions or after making a smartass look like a dumbass.

Poster #1: Did you ever think the reason I'm fat is because I'm genetically predisposed to it?

Poster #2: No, it's because you eat too damn much. TYDT!

by R. Kemp August 13, 2007

starfucker

Someone that shallowly idolizes and apologizes for celebrities just because they are celebrities in the hope that they can one day be lifted to their iconic level. They are the Hollywood version of a fanboy.

Paris Hilton got famous by being born with a silver spoon in her mouth. She then gathers "fans" through getting drunk at the most lavish and expensive bars across the world and being caught having sex and idiotic things on tape and those fans support, apologize, and minimize her antics. They truly are starfuckers.

by R. Kemp February 14, 2008

molasses

A slang word for cum or semen.

The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!

by R. Kemp July 24, 2006

ack

A short way to say the car name, "Acura".

Honey passed your car by and jumped in my Ack, cause I'm a playa!

by R. Kemp December 3, 2005

crow

A sexually promiscuous woman. Also called a slut.

Who hasn't broken in that crow that lives across the street? Oh, that's your mom? Sorry.

by R. Kemp February 6, 2005

house nigger

A black person that does their best to please white people even if it means disowning their own racial identity.

"Uncle Tom House Niggers do scare me" - KRS One "House Niggas" (1989)

by R. Kemp February 12, 2005