Definitions by Quicksand Jesus

political correctness

Something I flatly refuse to conform to

What do you call a spade?

Average person: I call a 'spade' a 'spade'
PC dimwit: I call a 'spade' an 'excavation instrument'
Me: I call a 'spade' a 'fucking shovel'!!!

political correctness by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004

wankers pit 

A small area between some toilets and the canteen at Mosgiel Intermediate School. If you got pushed in there, you were deemed a 'wanker' for the rest of the school year

Shane Park got thrown in the wankers pit, so he was a 'wanker' for the rest of 1990

wankers pit by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004

wild monkey dance 

Something I did last night

Last night I had sex with one of the 17 women I have fucked before, with my cock of 7 inches

wild monkey dance by Quicksand Jesus April 18, 2004