A chemical that
make you feel better. Different
vitamins have different
effects. Everybody need them
to be happy and sometimes, productive, individuals.
vitamin C : A lot of americans get plenty of this vitamin thanks to the popularity
of the delicious brew. Also named: caffeine, trimethylxanthine. If coffee is not enough you can have lot of them
from No-Doz. Everybody know its effects and importance so i'm not gonna explain it all.
Vitamin A ("amphet") : Believe
to be a stronger
version of vit.C. Of course NOT! Important to be motivated, euphoric, energetic and not suffer
from "sleep". Exist in different
Chemical scientific name: All amphetamine analogs especially methamphetamine
. Some weaker or less useful substitutes are methylphenidate, methcathinone, etc.
Rich people buy the "rich man's amphetamine" known as coke.
O ("opioids"): Make you feel relaxed, happy
and content about everything. The brain doesn't make enough of its natural vitamin
O ("endorphins"). That's why you need supplements. It is not actually "a chemical" but a group of chemical. Some of them are more "concentrated".
(from weak to strong): Codeine (tylenol 3's), DHC, hydrocodone (vics), oxycodone (percs), methadone, morphine (MS contin), heroin
(smack), fentanyl (China White).
K: Also known as "horse tranquilizer" it is also very healthy
for humans. When the body
is saturated of this vitamin
, one enter what
is known as the K hole
. If you can't afford or find this
rare vitamin you can try DXM
. Both are less good, but whatever.
vitamin B : The only vitamin you can find in pretty
much any store, and for cheap.
cheap vitamin-rich liquids: MD20/20, Night Train Express, Thunderbird, Wild Irish
Rose, Cisco, Buckfast.
A high-technology replacement is GHB
it is engineered to have better effects and be non-damaging
(it's true i swear!). Unfortunately its hard to find.
vitamin T : Very important to open your
mind. Beware of adverse
as "bad trips".
Scientific name: Tryptamines
Substances: mainly acid, shroomz and DMT. But there are a lot of other different sub-vitamins.
vitamin M : Dude, its like... woah... The essential... And YOU TOO can make it at home!
Note: the active constituant is THC.
vitamin N : Conveniently sold at cig-stores. Good news: you can help people
get their dose
of vit.N by smoking in crowded place, it is known
as the "2nd hand smoke effect".
"D": datura or dramamine at high dose
think they are vitamins and take'em... But they're not!!! NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!!!
Of course you must
intake. People going
on megavitamin treatments are known
of them are harmful
except vit.M. for example.
suffering from a total
lack of vitamins are known
as straight edge
". You should help
them to ingest
"Straight edgism" should be eradicated from
this planet, if the words don't work then use the gun (or any weapon)!
= Heaven !
Eating isn't the only
way to get vitamins
. Use paraphernalia(2)!
(1)In order of vitamin:
workaholic, speedfreak (or tweaker or cokehead
in some cases), junkie, ???, drunkard, space cadet, pothead, smoker, stupid fuck.
(2)resin pipe, bong, pump, snuff bullet, etc