Quakeulf's definitions

system requirements

What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.

"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

spug

silent
public
uneasiness
gas

In the middle of a crowd jamal suddenly found himself with a bad case of the spug.

by Quakeulf July 26, 2009

dudepeel

The alternative way of writing Deadpool, a character from the Mahvel Univeérs.

(After watching X-men origins: Wolverine)

Dude 1: That wasn't Deadpool!
Dude 2: Dudepeel! Dudepeel! HUEHUAHUEHUA!!!
Dude 1: Hell yeah!
Both dudes: HUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUA!!!!!

...

Movie producer: lol I trol u

by Quakeulf May 1, 2009

K3

The more relaxed version of X3, it's what follows X3 naturally. After the initial reaction to something it's what you can use to show you are just chillin'. It has a couple of variations like >K3 and K3~.

It is not to be confused with the KKK.

What's this? :3 (Curiosity)
Hmmm? =3 (Eagerness)
Lol wut X3 (Happily surprised)
Aaaaw, that's so sweet K3 (Playing it cool)

by Quakeulf April 28, 2008

oh ship

The "save" (like knee grows) when you are about to say something bad.

dude 1: I changed my MSN pic!
dude 2: OH SHI-
dude 1: oh what?
dude 2: oh ship! I meant ship, really I did!
dude 1: oh, ok.

by Quakeulf May 1, 2007

geck

"Garden of Eden Creation Kit" from Fallout 2.

Get the geck, or get the geck out of here!

by Quakeulf January 19, 2004

Colonthree

The word-version of :3

Or; how you say :3

It's a multifunctional, all-purpose smiley. Also the sort of face most rodents make.

Guy: My mom died!
Dude: *colonthree*

by Quakeulf August 28, 2009