Quakeulf's definitions

K3

The more relaxed version of X3, it's what follows X3 naturally. After the initial reaction to something it's what you can use to show you are just chillin'. It has a couple of variations like >K3 and K3~.

It is not to be confused with the KKK.

What's this? :3 (Curiosity)
Hmmm? =3 (Eagerness)
Lol wut X3 (Happily surprised)
Aaaaw, that's so sweet K3 (Playing it cool)

by Quakeulf April 28, 2008

vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.

Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.

by Quakeulf April 21, 2006

nyamo

Is what Tanizaki Yukari calls Kurosawa Minamo in Azumanga Daioh.

Oi, Nyamo!

by Quakeulf January 19, 2004

peace through superior firepower

What some call the conservative take at world peace. It is better than the slogan "love and peace", but does not conform with the Bible's newer testament's "turn your other cheek" mentality.

Written on a label on a gatling gun:
"Peace through superior firepower"

by Quakeulf September 11, 2006

jewsome

Further bastardisation of jawsome. For use when something rad happens involving a jew.

Person 1: Hey, look at that kike over there tripping balls, dude!
Person 2: Fukken jewsome, dude!

by Quakeulf August 4, 2008

backfire

To hit back.

When you are clogging the toilet with your massive, brown logs of divine terror, the brown water that splashes up on your butt and balls is known as a "backfire".

Dayum, that shit really backfired.

by Quakeulf October 30, 2005

megabutt

(noun) ultrabutt`s lesser cousin. If you are not quite the ultrabutt, you can still have a mighy megabutt.

Not related to any cartoon television show, yet.

Megazord! I give thee a profound taste of my megabutt!

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006