Quakeulf's definitions

mhzomg

"MegaHertz Oh My God"

A term used to show awe for fast computers.

p1mp: look at ma 4 jillion mhz quadruple intel amd setup
w0ar: WHOA :o
n4rc: MHZOMG!11

by Quakeulf August 2, 2006

system requirements

What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.

"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

dudepeel

The alternative way of writing Deadpool, a character from the Mahvel Univeérs.

(After watching X-men origins: Wolverine)

Dude 1: That wasn't Deadpool!
Dude 2: Dudepeel! Dudepeel! HUEHUAHUEHUA!!!
Dude 1: Hell yeah!
Both dudes: HUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUA!!!!!

...

Movie producer: lol I trol u

by Quakeulf May 1, 2009

spug

silent
public
uneasiness
gas

In the middle of a crowd jamal suddenly found himself with a bad case of the spug.

by Quakeulf July 26, 2009

ultrabutt

(noun) It is not just your regular butt, but an astonishing ULTRAbutt! It takes every feature of a butt and makes it as extreme as possible to complete an ultrabutt.

Your puny butt is nothing compared to my ultrabutt!

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

american humor

If you don`t understand it,
ridicule it!

American humor could be as follows:

"Haha! Look at those japs carrying that big, pink penis around in the streets! What retards! Who would do anything as stupid as that?"

by Quakeulf January 24, 2006

megabutt

(noun) ultrabutt`s lesser cousin. If you are not quite the ultrabutt, you can still have a mighy megabutt.

Not related to any cartoon television show, yet.

Megazord! I give thee a profound taste of my megabutt!

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006