Quakeulf's definitions

gangsta wrap

Some kind of ghetto (dangerous/unhealty) food. Not to be confused with gangsta rap.

Gangsta wraps fo shizzle.

by Quakeulf January 9, 2004

kworitee

Quality.

Often thought to be said by asian people when they describe things that they would like you to consider to be high quality in order to make the most out of a deal. It usually is something really cheap and dirty sold at a high price.

On certain imageboards/textboards it is also used together with VIP to form a special form of anti-quality known as "VIP-quality".

Western customer: *Looks at the modified Trabant* "This car is a bit expensive..."
Asian: *Jumps at him* "Iz not! Iz guud kworitee cah! Have wan self! Beri beri guud! Buy, yeees. Kworitee."

by Quakeulf April 13, 2010

np

1) No penis.
2) Niggah please.
3) No pants.

1) Check out that guy, he's got NP.
2) NP! Don't gimme that shit!
3) Look at her, she's got NP.

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

monsterbutt

(noun) The true evil among butts!

Comes in mostly darker shades with loose, mushy skin and has a foul smell reminiscent of flatulence and a freshly decayed corpse.

I pounded her monsterbutt with my 9 inch nail until we could hear the birds sing in the morning.

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

self-ownage

When you do something utterly stupid you aren't even aware of, in a situation where your preferences are very much out of place.

<+Quakeulf> Onderhond: It's an universal rule that CS, trance and bimbo-porn fits together in a holy triangle
<Hamilton> Quake, so? you're friends, my cousin listens to rap and plays CS, me, I listen to R&B
<+Quakeulf> They're all equally as awful
<~Onderhond> Hamilton ...
<+Quakeulf> Self-ownage

by Quakeulf May 17, 2004

harime

A portmanteau of harem and anime.

Love Hina is a stereotypical harime.

by Quakeulf October 21, 2007

geck

"Garden of Eden Creation Kit" from Fallout 2.

Get the geck, or get the geck out of here!

by Quakeulf January 19, 2004