Quakeulf's definitions

backfire

To hit back.

When you are clogging the toilet with your massive, brown logs of divine terror, the brown water that splashes up on your butt and balls is known as a "backfire".

Dayum, that shit really backfired.

by Quakeulf October 30, 2005

dudepeel

The alternative way of writing Deadpool, a character from the Mahvel Univeérs.

(After watching X-men origins: Wolverine)

Dude 1: That wasn't Deadpool!
Dude 2: Dudepeel! Dudepeel! HUEHUAHUEHUA!!!
Dude 1: Hell yeah!
Both dudes: HUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUA!!!!!

...

Movie producer: lol I trol u

by Quakeulf May 1, 2009

spug

silent
public
uneasiness
gas

In the middle of a crowd jamal suddenly found himself with a bad case of the spug.

by Quakeulf July 26, 2009

gangsta wrap

Some kind of ghetto (dangerous/unhealty) food. Not to be confused with gangsta rap.

Gangsta wraps fo shizzle.

by Quakeulf January 9, 2004

system requirements

What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.

"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

kworitee

Quality.

Often thought to be said by asian people when they describe things that they would like you to consider to be high quality in order to make the most out of a deal. It usually is something really cheap and dirty sold at a high price.

On certain imageboards/textboards it is also used together with VIP to form a special form of anti-quality known as "VIP-quality".

Western customer: *Looks at the modified Trabant* "This car is a bit expensive..."
Asian: *Jumps at him* "Iz not! Iz guud kworitee cah! Have wan self! Beri beri guud! Buy, yeees. Kworitee."

by Quakeulf April 13, 2010

np

1) No penis.
2) Niggah please.
3) No pants.

1) Check out that guy, he's got NP.
2) NP! Don't gimme that shit!
3) Look at her, she's got NP.

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004