Quakeulf's definitions

monsterbutt

(noun) The true evil among butts!

Comes in mostly darker shades with loose, mushy skin and has a foul smell reminiscent of flatulence and a freshly decayed corpse.

I pounded her monsterbutt with my 9 inch nail until we could hear the birds sing in the morning.

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.

Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.

by Quakeulf April 21, 2006

Brollum

A very shady bro. Derived from Gollum.

One who might turn his split personality against you for his own benefit should you decide to trust him like a real bro.

Dude, he's not a real broham, he's just a brollum.

by Quakeulf September 28, 2009

gookle

The asian version of Google.

In Gookle the most common search terms are "fried rice", "noodles" and "blonde girls".

by Quakeulf June 22, 2008

orange jews

1.) Jewish people living in Holland.

2.) A refreshing drink made of oranges.

"There are lots of orange jews in this area."

"I had enough of orange jews last night. Now I'm sick."

by Quakeulf September 9, 2005

nyamo

Is what Tanizaki Yukari calls Kurosawa Minamo in Azumanga Daioh.

Oi, Nyamo!

by Quakeulf January 19, 2004

}:3

A water buffalo.

Dude 1: }:3 }:3 }:3
Dude 2: Sure is a lot of water buffalos around here.
Dude 1: >:3
Dude 2: Jesus Christ, and a lion!
Dude 1: >:3~
Dude 2: YARRRGH!

by Quakeulf February 19, 2009