american humor

If you don`t understand it,
ridicule it!

American humor could be as follows:

"Haha! Look at those japs carrying that big, pink penis around in the streets! What retards! Who would do anything as stupid as that?"

by Quakeulf January 24, 2006

ultrabutt

(noun) It is not just your regular butt, but an astonishing ULTRAbutt! It takes every feature of a butt and makes it as extreme as possible to complete an ultrabutt.

Your puny butt is nothing compared to my ultrabutt!

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

puffy cheeks

Delicious, soft skin that makes a face convex. The perfect thing for any cute girl's face. Especially asian girls have those finely crafted, perfectly rounded puffy cheeks, but they are also common among Scandinavian girls.

She has the most glorious puffy cheeks I have ever kissed! I need to kiss and squeeze them again. Oh god I am so gay for puffy cheeks. :/

by Quakeulf October 12, 2006

dnb

Den Norske Bank

The Norwegian name for "The Norwegian Bank", which has been around longer than the genre of music.

I went to DNB last night to withdraw some money.

by Quakeulf January 15, 2006

K3

The more relaxed version of X3, it's what follows X3 naturally. After the initial reaction to something it's what you can use to show you are just chillin'. It has a couple of variations like >K3 and K3~.

It is not to be confused with the KKK.

What's this? :3 (Curiosity)
Hmmm? =3 (Eagerness)
Lol wut X3 (Happily surprised)
Aaaaw, that's so sweet K3 (Playing it cool)

by Quakeulf April 28, 2008

jewsome

Further bastardisation of jawsome. For use when something rad happens involving a jew.

Person 1: Hey, look at that kike over there tripping balls, dude!
Person 2: Fukken jewsome, dude!

by Quakeulf August 04, 2008

Colonthree

The word-version of :3

Or; how you say :3

It's a multifunctional, all-purpose smiley. Also the sort of face most rodents make.

Guy: My mom died!
Dude: *colonthree*

by Quakeulf August 28, 2009