Quakeulf's definitions

jewsome

Further bastardisation of jawsome. For use when something rad happens involving a jew.

Person 1: Hey, look at that kike over there tripping balls, dude!
Person 2: Fukken jewsome, dude!

by Quakeulf August 4, 2008

peace through superior firepower

What some call the conservative take at world peace. It is better than the slogan "love and peace", but does not conform with the Bible's newer testament's "turn your other cheek" mentality.

Written on a label on a gatling gun:
"Peace through superior firepower"

by Quakeulf September 11, 2006

gangsta wrap

Some kind of ghetto (dangerous/unhealty) food. Not to be confused with gangsta rap.

Gangsta wraps fo shizzle.

by Quakeulf January 9, 2004

puffy cheeks

Delicious, soft skin that makes a face convex. The perfect thing for any cute girl's face. Especially asian girls have those finely crafted, perfectly rounded puffy cheeks, but they are also common among Scandinavian girls.

She has the most glorious puffy cheeks I have ever kissed! I need to kiss and squeeze them again. Oh god I am so gay for puffy cheeks. :/

by Quakeulf October 12, 2006

self-ownage

When you do something utterly stupid you aren't even aware of, in a situation where your preferences are very much out of place.

<+Quakeulf> Onderhond: It's an universal rule that CS, trance and bimbo-porn fits together in a holy triangle
<Hamilton> Quake, so? you're friends, my cousin listens to rap and plays CS, me, I listen to R&B
<+Quakeulf> They're all equally as awful
<~Onderhond> Hamilton ...
<+Quakeulf> Self-ownage

by Quakeulf May 17, 2004

harime

A portmanteau of harem and anime.

Love Hina is a stereotypical harime.

by Quakeulf October 21, 2007

monsterbutt

(noun) The true evil among butts!

Comes in mostly darker shades with loose, mushy skin and has a foul smell reminiscent of flatulence and a freshly decayed corpse.

I pounded her monsterbutt with my 9 inch nail until we could hear the birds sing in the morning.

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006