Quakeulf's definitions

jewsome

Further bastardisation of jawsome. For use when something rad happens involving a jew.

Person 1: Hey, look at that kike over there tripping balls, dude!
Person 2: Fukken jewsome, dude!

by Quakeulf August 4, 2008

gookle

The asian version of Google.

In Gookle the most common search terms are "fried rice", "noodles" and "blonde girls".

by Quakeulf June 22, 2008

nyamo

Is what Tanizaki Yukari calls Kurosawa Minamo in Azumanga Daioh.

Oi, Nyamo!

by Quakeulf January 19, 2004

orange jews

1.) Jewish people living in Holland.

2.) A refreshing drink made of oranges.

"There are lots of orange jews in this area."

"I had enough of orange jews last night. Now I'm sick."

by Quakeulf September 9, 2005

htmlol

"HyperText Markup Laughing OnLine"

No description needed. :3

john_doe42: how do i made webpage
me: You don't. It makes itself.
john_doe42: but how??
john_doe42: i bet yuo don't know html, it is teh best ftw
me: htmlol

by Quakeulf August 2, 2006

vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.

Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.

by Quakeulf April 21, 2006

}:3

A water buffalo.

Dude 1: }:3 }:3 }:3
Dude 2: Sure is a lot of water buffalos around here.
Dude 1: >:3
Dude 2: Jesus Christ, and a lion!
Dude 1: >:3~
Dude 2: YARRRGH!

by Quakeulf February 19, 2009