Quakeulf's definitions

monsterbutt

(noun) The true evil among butts!

Comes in mostly darker shades with loose, mushy skin and has a foul smell reminiscent of flatulence and a freshly decayed corpse.

I pounded her monsterbutt with my 9 inch nail until we could hear the birds sing in the morning.

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

harime

A portmanteau of harem and anime.

Love Hina is a stereotypical harime.

by Quakeulf October 21, 2007

self-ownage

When you do something utterly stupid you aren't even aware of, in a situation where your preferences are very much out of place.

<+Quakeulf> Onderhond: It's an universal rule that CS, trance and bimbo-porn fits together in a holy triangle
<Hamilton> Quake, so? you're friends, my cousin listens to rap and plays CS, me, I listen to R&B
<+Quakeulf> They're all equally as awful
<~Onderhond> Hamilton ...
<+Quakeulf> Self-ownage

by Quakeulf May 17, 2004

vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.

Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.

by Quakeulf April 21, 2006

jewsome

Further bastardisation of jawsome. For use when something rad happens involving a jew.

Person 1: Hey, look at that kike over there tripping balls, dude!
Person 2: Fukken jewsome, dude!

by Quakeulf August 4, 2008

gangsta wrap

Some kind of ghetto (dangerous/unhealty) food. Not to be confused with gangsta rap.

Gangsta wraps fo shizzle.

by Quakeulf January 9, 2004

peace through superior firepower

What some call the conservative take at world peace. It is better than the slogan "love and peace", but does not conform with the Bible's newer testament's "turn your other cheek" mentality.

Written on a label on a gatling gun:
"Peace through superior firepower"

by Quakeulf September 11, 2006