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The "tadpole" like shrapnel emptied into the toilet bowl from your bowels after eating salad the day before or that day and it requires lbs of toilet paper to cleanse, it's almost like wiping your ass with wax paper.
I took a crap and the bowl was full of tadpoles!
by Q8 December 01, 2007