81 definitions by Purplenado

cuke poke

A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.

Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Polly Darton

Polly Darton is an underground, experimental Electro - Country duo from Nashville, TN.

I have a private invitation to go to a jam session and listen to Polly Darton.

by Purplenado March 8, 2023

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 8, 2023

Purplenado

Purplenado posts about her life’s strife and others on the Urban Dictionary much like Taylor Swift pens and sings her songs about her scorned lovers and her broken heart.

Did you read about Purplenado’s post about the cuke poke? What a sick fuck!

by Purplenado March 8, 2023

TikTok vaca

Sometimes being on TikTok has just gotten to be too much. Therefore, you need a TikTok vaca (vacation) or timeout for awhile.

I can’t deal with TikTok no damn more. I need a TikTok vaca.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

straight up cock

The cock is straight, hard as steel, and cuts you like a knife. Oh yeah, baby!

I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

cheese breath

So, cheese breath is a derogatory term describing the breath of a Wisconsin person, especially a Green Bay Packers’ fan.

FEMALE 1: GIRL! WTF is that rancid ass smell that is making me gag!

FEMALE 2: It’s cheese breath!

by Purplenado March 8, 2023