81 definitions by Purplenado
Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World is, really, at the heart of it, the unfulfilled promise of an adult, usually parental figure, to bring the child somewhere exciting or new or fun, but, they never, ever, do it. Basically, narcissistic parenting.
Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World, little Danny Boy. Definitely, we are going this summer. Tell all your little friends at school about it.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
The sadness Minnesota Vikings fans have for their team pretty much ever year they are in the playoffs and never get to the Superbowl.
Again, this year, there is much purple sorrow among Vikings’ fans as the team did not advance past the first round of the playoffs.
by Purplenado March 4, 2023
SB's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, vape juice with high nicotine levels, Sake, Boone’s Farm, and Cherry Kool Aid.
SB's BORG goes down smooth. It’s good for all day drinking at the Blarney Blowout. This drink is so smooth, in fact, that it in no way interferes with your ability to chase tail.
by Purplenado March 8, 2023
Sweet Bob is the sweetest man you will ever know. He is made of Blue Raspberry Hubba Bubba, Charms Super Blow Pops, pink cotton candy, fluff, and chocolate covered cherries.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
by Purplenado March 8, 2023
B trucker meal is the following: orange pop, meatloaf, shrimp tray, a burrito, pepperoni pizza, and half a plastic container of cheap neapolitian ice cream.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Usually, somebody under the influence of cannabis. You can’t even remember a thought or idea from five minutes ago. Or, if really toked up, like one minute ago.
I had a great idea for an invention when I smoked this Ghost Train Haze cannabis, but my playdough brain is failing me and I can’t remember jack shit.
by Purplenado March 5, 2023