6 definitions by Punkrock Mike

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A black child who fucks over the white race
Son- "That nigglet stole my bike Dad"

Dad- " Well grab your gun and go shoot down that
fucking porch monkey and get your bike back"

Son- " Ok dad I'll go grab my glock and go bust a cap in
that spearchuckers ass"

Dad- " Thats the spirit"
by Punkrock Mike January 23, 2008

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A name used as a joke, Jack-me-off is how it's said when broken down.
This stupid bitch named michelle believed that my name was Jack Mehoff, gee what a stupid fucking cunt-face fucking ditzy blonde
by Punkrock Mike January 21, 2008

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When a person's face looks like a fucking ass
Yo your face looks like an Ass face, you should get that fixed, cause your making me sick
by Punkrock Mike January 21, 2008

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When a cracker lives in a house full of bootlips
My bro David plays jungle every weekend since his step family is a bunch of spear chucking apes, and he is one white ass cracker mother fucker
by Punkrock Mike January 23, 2008

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When a male feeds the one eyed trouser snake or fucks his fuck stick, more than 2 times a week; if you jack off more times then 7 times a week you have a bad habit
I know this kid who feeds his one eyed trouser snake so much it died from abusing it too much, too often cause hes a Chronic Masturbator
by Punkrock Mike January 23, 2008

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28 Year actor who died 1/22/07, once i heard this me and my friend made up some Heath Ledger Jokes, please enjoy
Friend: Dude work is such a drag, i wish i was dead, like Heath Ledger.

Me: It sucks getting old
Friend: You know is isnt getting old? Heath Ledger cause hes dead

Me: Dude the stock market is horrible right now
Friend: Yeah but you know who doesnt care about the stock market? Heath Ledger cause hes dead

Me: John Edwards is getting my vote for president
Friend: That's cool, but guess who wont be voting for Edwards? Heath Ledger cause hes dead

Friend: God this class is so boring
Me: I know i bet you wish you were dead, like Heath Ledger, so go take off your cloths, get in bed and take some sleeping pills, then you can be like Heath Ledger
by Punkrock Mike January 23, 2008

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