4 definitions by Punkrock Mike
When a male feeds the one eyed trouser snake or fucks his fuck stick, more than 2 times a week; if you jack off more times then 7 times a week you have a bad habit
I know this kid who feeds his one eyed trouser snake so much it died from abusing it too much, too often cause hes a Chronic Masturbator
by Punkrock Mike January 24, 2008
by Punkrock Mike January 21, 2008
28 Year actor who died 1/22/07, once i heard this me and my friend made up some Heath Ledger Jokes, please enjoy
Friend: Dude work is such a drag, i wish i was dead, like Heath Ledger.
Me: It sucks getting old
Friend: You know is isnt getting old? Heath Ledger cause hes dead
Me: Dude the stock market is horrible right now
Friend: Yeah but you know who doesnt care about the stock market? Heath Ledger cause hes dead
Me: John Edwards is getting my vote for president
Friend: That's cool, but guess who wont be voting for Edwards? Heath Ledger cause hes dead
Friend: God this class is so boring
Me: I know i bet you wish you were dead, like Heath Ledger, so go take off your cloths, get in bed and take some sleeping pills, then you can be like Heath Ledger
Me: It sucks getting old
Friend: You know is isnt getting old? Heath Ledger cause hes dead
Me: Dude the stock market is horrible right now
Friend: Yeah but you know who doesnt care about the stock market? Heath Ledger cause hes dead
Me: John Edwards is getting my vote for president
Friend: That's cool, but guess who wont be voting for Edwards? Heath Ledger cause hes dead
Friend: God this class is so boring
Me: I know i bet you wish you were dead, like Heath Ledger, so go take off your cloths, get in bed and take some sleeping pills, then you can be like Heath Ledger
by Punkrock Mike January 24, 2008
My bro David plays jungle every weekend since his step family is a bunch of spear chucking apes, and he is one white ass cracker mother fucker
by Punkrock Mike January 23, 2008