5 definitions by Punk Rodgers

Chapel Prince

A young man who enjoys being molested by parishners, priests, or other religious officials.

Joey spent all night with father Thomas. The kids a fucking Chapel Prince.

by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009

Pro-life heist

Someone who claims to be pro-life (anti-abortion) then murders someone connected to abortion. Girl getting the procedure, doctor performing the procedure, bombing an abortion clinic, etc.

Morgan Harrison, a well known anti-abortion advocate, is on trial for murdering doctor Neil Specter; a renowned doctor who runs the local abortion clinic. This is a clear cut case of a pro-life heist.

by Punk Rodgers June 8, 2009

A lumpy Jack

When a man who is having anal sex with another man shoves his balls up the other man's asshole.

Terry was going hard with Frank. They did everything; Terry said that he even gave Frank a lumpy Jack.

by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009

Sunk Punk

A former punk rocker who has sold out, given up his punk values, etc.

It broke my heart when I saw Joe in that suit. The poor bastard is a sunk punk alright.

by Punk Rodgers June 8, 2009

A lumpy Julia

Same as a lumpy Jack, except it is when a man is fucking a girl in the anus and shoves his balls into the girl's asshole.

I was fucking Sarah last night and I gave her a lumpy Julia. It was fucked up.

by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009