4 definitions by Psychwinder
A person, idea or ethos (interchangeable) that has tapped into a higher level of understanding about seemingly "everyday things" that previously appeared one dimensional and now seems revolutionary and insightful in their simplicity. Such people/things are often behind political upheavals, revolutions and wars. Speaking their truth into a world that was, until that point, blissfully unaware but now compelled to act for the betterment of humanity. A psychwinder is a "truth missile" that is undeniable by its nature. You can deploy chaff or flares but nothing will be able to deviate a psychwinder from its intended destiny once its enlightenment has been formed. Psychwinders, in human form are often noticed sitting atop mountain summits, as is stereotypical of the Guru but will often pass through urban areas unknown to the masses. Only those who are well practiced in martial arts, hypnosis and advanced breathing techniques may notice their presence in the form of a "tingling of the senses". If one ever places its hand on your shoulder and speaks wisdom in your ear, be sure your life has just irrevocably changed and your next actions will anything but self-serving.
Old lady next door: "And how is young Billy these days, still enjoying those video games he loves so much?"
Mother of Billy: "Actually he had an encounter with a Psychwinder and is now a freedom fighter in far Western China".
Old Lady next door: "Oh....Oh my!".
Mother of Billy: "Actually he had an encounter with a Psychwinder and is now a freedom fighter in far Western China".
Old Lady next door: "Oh....Oh my!".
by Psychwinder January 14, 2022
Friend 1 :"Jenny told Kurt she's not having sex with the lights on anymore.. says she doesn't feel confident."...
Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."
Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."
by Psychwinder January 15, 2022
by Psychwinder November 1, 2021
When a person is incapable of, or doesn't have the balls, to take responsibility for their own actions and decisions. Instead blaming all of their social short-comings and lifestyle ineptitude on the "system" or Government.
Person 1: "So Josh says the police are incompetant and should be de-funded. He said it's the first step in fixing our Govermental woes."
Person 2: "Josh is a trust fund half-wit and has lefticles the size of currents."
Person 2: "Josh is a trust fund half-wit and has lefticles the size of currents."
by Psychwinder January 15, 2022