7 definitions by Profiley mcprofileface
The leader we don't know that we need.
A person who by simply being themselves, in the right place, at the right time, becomes a legend and a hero. The guy who accidentally over-orders just before unexpected guests arrive, or the man wearing a Tnettenba shirt on countdown.
A person who by simply being themselves, in the right place, at the right time, becomes a legend and a hero. The guy who accidentally over-orders just before unexpected guests arrive, or the man wearing a Tnettenba shirt on countdown.
Did you see the guy who just had to leave down that case of beer to get in his ride? Saying "go for it, guys" was such an asnoscratic move.
by Profiley mcprofileface September 12, 2020
The leader we don't know that we need.
A person who by simply being themselves, in the right place, at the right time, becomes a legend and a hero. The guy who accidentally over-orders just before unexpected guests arrive, or the man wearing a Tnettenba shirt on countdown.
A person who by simply being themselves, in the right place, at the right time, becomes a legend and a hero. The guy who accidentally over-orders just before unexpected guests arrive, or the man wearing a Tnettenba shirt on countdown.
Did you see the guy who just had to put down that case of beer to get in his ride? Saying"go for it, guys" was such an asnoscratic move.
by Profiley mcprofileface September 12, 2020
A musical instrument which is mostly used as an accessory to get with attractive or popular people. Often a wingstrument is not so much played as worn. Obviously the accoustic guitar is the most popular wingstrument, but anything can work in the right situation.
Well I never learnt more than three chords, but playing them quietly near a bonfire will get me into the after-party and definitely get me laid. Best 20 I ever spent. Hell of a wingstrument and I don't even know how to tune the dang thing...
by Profiley mcprofileface September 25, 2020
An instrument played (or sometimes just worn) by someone purely to get them together with attractive people they otherwise wouldn't even dare approach. Guitar and saxophone are the best examples of wingstruments. Sometimes it's just a confidence thing, sometimes they're just douches.
Ya know, I never learnt more than three simple chords on this thing, but softly strumming it by a campfire not only gets me into the after-party, but will probably get me laid there, too. She's a hell of a wingstrument. Best twenty I ever spent.
by Profiley mcprofileface September 23, 2020
Asking to use somebody's bathroom after shitting yourself then smearing your own scat generously over the walls before casually walking away, leaving your shitty, soiled underwear on the floor. Good currys from Asia can enhance this experience
I thought that he just wanted to take a piss but he left a full on Martin's delight in there, get the gloves!...
Ah fuck, Rob, it's got into the taste buds!
Ah fuck, Rob, it's got into the taste buds!
by Profiley mcprofileface July 23, 2019
Having a short term relationship with an incredibly hot partner which ends badly.
Having a position well out of your league, with every player in town hating you for 7 weeks, before being sacked off and dumped in a forest while your temporary partner goes on to greater heights and ruling europe.
The opposite of cuffing.
Having a position well out of your league, with every player in town hating you for 7 weeks, before being sacked off and dumped in a forest while your temporary partner goes on to greater heights and ruling europe.
The opposite of cuffing.
I couldn't believe it when she said yes, but I knew it was only going to be a summer break of cloughing so I'm not gonna be bitter when it ends.
by Profiley mcprofileface August 9, 2020
When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.
If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard
If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard
Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.
by Profiley mcprofileface August 7, 2020