3 definitions by Prof. Dhingum

grateful jog

A grateful jog is when someone jogs across the street for a stopping car.

He had a spring and a skip in his grateful jog across the street

by Prof. Dhingum October 19, 2022

HD Font

The HD Font is what all fonts really look like, as thecnology evolve it has allowed us to discover, through high definition the reality behind any font created.

The HD Font typically has tipped corner, elongated extremities, and unnecessary detail.

History shows us that previously encountered HD Font phenomenon has been met with disgust as the high amount of detail has been overwhelming and confusing.

HD Font has allegedly been known and used for decades by secret high societies with access to ancient methods to materialize it without the use of thecnology, today its fairly easily obtained through high end devices and services, but is still looked upon as "shitty" by the lower to mid class communities.

That's not an HD Font, that's just a shitty one

by Prof. Dhingum September 15, 2020

Early whipper

Commonly used for people that has a tendency to whip out their dick before reaching the toilet

My wife says I am a Early Whipper as she caught me with my dick out halfway to the bathroom

by Prof. Dhingum September 15, 2020