Powder Monkey's definitions

cody luna

Teh fattest powder monkey of them all!!1

Was that an earthquake? No, it was cody luna running after teh dancing hamburger fairies!!

by Powder Monkey September 8, 2004

Hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas

Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.

I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.

by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025

powder monkey

A strange little man that sneaks up behind small children and screams "Y halo thar buttsekz!!!11!1!!!11 I r teh u1tim4t3 h4><0r! PWN3D!11!1!!!!1" A common character of bedtime stories.

The little boy was walking through the deep dark woods when the pedophile Powder Monkey jumped out behind him and screamed "Y HALO THAR BUTTSEKZ!!"

by Powder Monkey February 1, 2004