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peeing brown worms

Post anal intercourse phenomenon whereby compacted faeces is pushed through the urethra. This gives the impression that "brown worms" are being passed instead of urine.
I took her in the ass last night then spent the morning peeing brown worms, damn.
by PopeMichael November 23, 2009
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Close The Hand

An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.
"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
by PopeMichael May 11, 2011
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Pee Pee Worms

Slang for semen - based on a combination of innocent words. Refers to the sperm content of semen as "Worms", whilst inaccurately describing the semen itself using the phrase "Pee Pee".
My Pee Pee Worms were in her mouth.
by PopeMichael October 1, 2009
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Mark's Sisters

Females who look like hairdressers (regardless of whether they may or may not be hairdressers). Generally characterised by heavily styled/coloured hair and a genre of clothing specific to the profession. Name derived from the salon "Peter Mark".
Whoa, check out those Mark's Sisters. Their directional haircuts, general black clothing (with signature elements of strong primary colour), and leggings are nice.
by PopeMichael October 7, 2009
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Kinder Surprise

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".
"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.
by PopeMichael March 1, 2010
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Obamograph

The technical term for the autograph of Barack Obama - the 44th President of the United States of America.
What's up Moya? Um, when you're in Washington will you stop by and get me an Obamograph?
by PopeMichael January 12, 2010
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Brenda Fricker

Rhyming slang for the Gicker, based on the real-life Brenda Fricker, an Academy Award winning Irish Actress of very high standing.
I gave it to her in the Brenda Fricker.
by PopeMichael November 23, 2009
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