PopeMichael's definitions

Obamograph

The technical term for the autograph of Barack Obama - the 44th President of the United States of America.

What's up Moya? Um, when you're in Washington will you stop by and get me an Obamograph?

by PopeMichael January 12, 2010

Three Holes, No Waiting.

Legendary quote by Frank Zappa from the song "Little Rubber Girl".

"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.

John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."

Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."

John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."

by PopeMichael March 30, 2010

peeing brown worms

Post anal intercourse phenomenon whereby compacted faeces is pushed through the urethra. This gives the impression that "brown worms" are being passed instead of urine.

I took her in the ass last night then spent the morning peeing brown worms, damn.

by PopeMichael November 23, 2009

Fold a Fuck / Fuck a Fold

Refers to a sexual technique involving obese women - the male folds a portion of flesh into an area in which the penis can simulate vaginal intercourse, thus "fucking the fold".

I'm gonna Fold a Fuck / Fuck a Fold.

by PopeMichael August 19, 2009

Beatnik Applause

A form of applause whereby the middle finger and thumb of both hands are repeatedly snapped/clicked instead of clapped. Beatnik applause was developed in the cafes of the 1950s/1960s by the Beatnik/Beat Generation. Many "Beat Poet" fans of this period now suffer from severe arthritic inflammation of the thumb and middle finger.

POET: "The room suddenly went into a mad darkness. A spotlight pierced blackness like a white devil's knife. A voice rose and screamed. Words of beauty cutting my throat. A poem of life, of love, of doom. My years on Earth summed and fooled."

CROWD: Beatnik Applause

by PopeMichael May 13, 2010

Stories

Persons who greet each other with the word "Story" (an abbreviation of the greeting "What's the Story?"). "Stories" traditionally wear tracksuits and are slightly undesirable.

Here come a bunch of Stories / Bloody Stories / Oh no - Story kids.

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009

bar

The small "bar" of skin at the base of the head of an uncircumcised penis which joins the circumference of the foreskin with the main shaft of the organ. Under extreme circumstances, this bar can become "torn".

"Oh my god, I've torn my bar (during intercourse or other activities)"

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009