PopeMichael's definitions

Blue Meat

Primarily referring to human females. When breast tissue displays an above average level of blue (deoxygenated) veins, it can be referred to as "Blue Meat". The area around the breasts generally retains its normal skin tone.

"I was with a very hot MILF last night; there was a lot of Blue Meat".

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010

Blocked

Referring to a state of pregnancy. To be blocked, to become blocked, to get blocked.

"She's blocked", "I'm blocked".

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009

piss belly

An unusual and unattractive excessive projection of a female's lower abdomen. Most common in females over forty years of age. Stomach area above the Piss Belly generally remains relatively unaffected.

"Look at the piss belly on her"

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009

bar

The small "bar" of skin at the base of the head of an uncircumcised penis which joins the circumference of the foreskin with the main shaft of the organ. Under extreme circumstances, this bar can become "torn".

"Oh my god, I've torn my bar (during intercourse or other activities)"

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009

Brenda Fricker

Rhyming slang for the Gicker, based on the real-life Brenda Fricker, an Academy Award winning Irish Actress of very high standing.

I gave it to her in the Brenda Fricker.

by PopeMichael November 23, 2009

Obamograph

The technical term for the autograph of Barack Obama - the 44th President of the United States of America.

What's up Moya? Um, when you're in Washington will you stop by and get me an Obamograph?

by PopeMichael January 12, 2010

Fold a Fuck / Fuck a Fold

Refers to a sexual technique involving obese women - the male folds a portion of flesh into an area in which the penis can simulate vaginal intercourse, thus "fucking the fold".

I'm gonna Fold a Fuck / Fuck a Fold.

by PopeMichael August 19, 2009