PopeMichael's definitions

Stories

Persons who greet each other with the word "Story" (an abbreviation of the greeting "What's the Story?"). "Stories" traditionally wear tracksuits and are slightly undesirable.

Here come a bunch of Stories / Bloody Stories / Oh no - Story kids.

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009

threeché

A "Touché", plus one!

When confronted with a "touché", an appropriate retort may result in a "threeché".

pronounced "three-shay"

by PopeMichael April 14, 2009

MTCs

Acronym for "Members of the Travelling Community" / "Members of the Traveller Community". A non-derogatory reference that's less of a mouthful than the "official" title.

MTCs are a traditionally nomadic people of Irish origin living predominantly in Ireland, Great Britain, and the United States. Go MTCs!

by PopeMichael October 13, 2009

Fold a Fuck / Fuck a Fold

Refers to a sexual technique involving obese women - the male folds a portion of flesh into an area in which the penis can simulate vaginal intercourse, thus "fucking the fold".

I'm gonna Fold a Fuck / Fuck a Fold.

by PopeMichael August 19, 2009

peeing brown worms

Post anal intercourse phenomenon whereby compacted faeces is pushed through the urethra. This gives the impression that "brown worms" are being passed instead of urine.

I took her in the ass last night then spent the morning peeing brown worms, damn.

by PopeMichael November 23, 2009

Kinder Surprise

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".

"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010

Ramp

The slope between the lower back and the posterior

I hurt my ramp.

by PopeMichael January 13, 2009