PopeMichael's definitions

Brenda Fricker

Rhyming slang for the Gicker, based on the real-life Brenda Fricker, an Academy Award winning Irish Actress of very high standing.

I gave it to her in the Brenda Fricker.

by PopeMichael November 23, 2009

bar

The small "bar" of skin at the base of the head of an uncircumcised penis which joins the circumference of the foreskin with the main shaft of the organ. Under extreme circumstances, this bar can become "torn".

"Oh my god, I've torn my bar (during intercourse or other activities)"

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009

Confidentish

To be Confidentish is to be confident, but with the added insurance of a small measure of doubt. Confidentishness can help save face when fateful errors of prediction occur.

"Can you score that hot blond by the bar?"
"Uh well, I'm Confidentish?"

by PopeMichael March 26, 2010

Kinder Surprise

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".

"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010

Ramp

The slope between the lower back and the posterior

I hurt my ramp.

by PopeMichael January 13, 2009

Obamograph

The technical term for the autograph of Barack Obama - the 44th President of the United States of America.

What's up Moya? Um, when you're in Washington will you stop by and get me an Obamograph?

by PopeMichael January 12, 2010

Fold a Fuck / Fuck a Fold

Refers to a sexual technique involving obese women - the male folds a portion of flesh into an area in which the penis can simulate vaginal intercourse, thus "fucking the fold".

I'm gonna Fold a Fuck / Fuck a Fold.

by PopeMichael August 19, 2009