Poot there it is!!!'s definitions

porpoise poot

The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .

When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

obama sauna

The hot feeling sometimes accompanied with sweat to include the palms fealt when it is realized that you have not done your job or done a job wrong

My boss man caught me asleep on the job and I went into an instant Obama sauna even though the temperature had to be in the 50's

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

zoro on the stomach

The act of pulling out just before ejaculation and shooting semen on the stomach of your partner. You must keep jacking off with your hand and leave at least 2 (trails) of semen. If the semen is just shot it one blob, sadly you have not accomplished this move.

She wouldn't let me cum inside her so I went zoro on the stomach.

by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016

Class ring

The ring of shit around the head of ones dick after anal sex. As a ring around the finger is received after the completion of school. This ring around the head of the penis is received after anal sex.

i always keep some kind of tissue handy to wipe the class ring off my dick after Anal until I can wash it off .

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Poop pillow

Placing a large amount of toilet paper in the bottom of toilet so the shit stays above water. Used by dirtbaggers to stink up a public bathroom or gross out the next person that comes in the stall.

Since the guy in the next stall won't courtesy flush. I'm going to fight back with a poop pillow. That should fume him out .

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

ball wading

When your testicles get wet from toilet water while taking a shit.

I hope I don't have to take a dump at the ball game tonight. I have to go ball wading every time I sit on one of those toilets.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Piss sponge

Pube hairs on or around the vaginal region. These hairs tend to soak up as much or more piss than the tissue used to wipe with. The more dense and pronounced the greater the sponging capabilities.

Note: men can also experience this phenomenon around their genitalia.

I was going to go down on Suzy but the pungent odor of her piss sponge made me reconsider.

by Poot there it is!!! June 21, 2022