1 definition by Poops McPooperton
A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.
Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."
Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."
Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"
* (sound of blowing nose)
Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."
Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."
Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"
* (sound of blowing nose)
Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."
by Poops McPooperton March 29, 2009