33 definitions by Pogoextreme
According to some reports in 2018, and possibly earlier, women were told by an Etsy seller that to "restore the elasticity of the uterine wall" one must insert ground up wasp nest material into the vagina. Which, most sane people know, is absolutely batsh*t insane.
Kirsty laughed at the idea of a vagina nest outloud but internally was questioning whether there was any scientific evidence behind it.
by Pogoextreme July 5, 2022
A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.
Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.
Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???
Andy: err. No.
*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???
Andy: err. No.
*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
by Pogoextreme May 8, 2019
by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023
In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”
by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021
Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee
To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022
Imposter converser syndrome is that feeling you get when someone you know, usually more attractive and typically “out of your league”, messages you and starts a conversation up, and you believe they think you are someone else.
Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.
Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.
Luxy had terrible imposter converser syndrome after Simon messaged her telling her she was awesome. She was convinced the message was for someone else, and not her.
by Pogoextreme November 8, 2021
Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.
“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”
by Pogoextreme March 10, 2020