Power Wipe

A technique used to effectively cleanse the anus after a particularly clinging poop. Usually involves wetting toilet paper or using baby wipes.

Oh man that was a rough shit! I totally had to power wipe.

by Pirate Suite April 30, 2007

The Inverse Abe Lincoln

Occurs when someone's pubic hair is intentionally trimmed, usually while this person sleeps, and applied to their face using semen as a bonding agent.

Joe: "Hey robby, Did you hear about anthony?"

Robby: "No, what happened"

Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."

Robby: "Eww, Gross!"

by Pirate Suite October 09, 2006

Jacking Off

The act of consuming apple jacks cereal.

Robby walked in on me jacking off last night and asked if he could join in.

by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008