Pirate Suite's definitions

Power Wipe

A technique used to effectively cleanse the anus after a particularly clinging poop. Usually involves wetting toilet paper or using baby wipes.

Oh man that was a rough shit! I totally had to power wipe.

by Pirate Suite April 30, 2007

Phantom

One who finds a sick pleasure in disposing of his or her own fecal matter in or on property not belonging to themsleves, with the intent of inflicting severe emotional discomfort and stress.

Jake: (squinting)"Dude, I know your the phantom and that shit is foul!"

Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".

Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!

Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!

by Pirate Suite October 25, 2006

Jackin' Off

The act of consuming, the always delicious, apple jacks cereal.

Matty G: "Yo dude, watcha doin"?

Joe: "You know, just jackin' off or whatever".

by Pirate Suite April 25, 2007