7 definitions by Pierce

Top Definition
A peef is a penis fart, similar to a queef. A queef is to a female as a peef is to a male.

There have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. However, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the 'peefer'. No incidences of a 'wet peef' have ever been recorded.

On a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. Theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.
Example 1:

Vendor: I peefed at the dinner table.

Example 2:

Pierce: I tried to peef, but blood came out instead.
by Pierce November 25, 2004
1. an insult
2.toilet paper
1. shut up bung wipe
2. dammit, i ran out of bung wipes
by Pierce February 16, 2005
a series of penis piercings starting close from the head of the penis closer to the body. almost resembleing a ladder
i got my ladder pierced the other day, that shit fucking hurt
by Pierce February 16, 2005
Meeting someone with this name brings unfortunate events. As what ever you are doing he will be able to preform that task at a near impossible level of greatness.
No! It can't be him! We have failed our mission.
by Pierce March 15, 2005
Micra Language, along the same lines as Spafe, this word is a combination of shit and bollocks.
that was teh biggest pile of shillocks ever
by Pierce January 28, 2004
when someone sucks or is on the verge os sucking
hey, easy stig! don't fuck witth my stuff
by pierce March 14, 2003
an aot of surprise that may be very vulgar for some
titty fucking christ im drunk as fuck
by Pierce February 19, 2005

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