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Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin. A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.

Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"

Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The beach
The beach

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Charleston
(Chawl'stn)
Savannah (S'vanah)
New Orleans (N'awlins)
Atlanta (Addlanna)

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course!

Southern women know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern women know the four deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Wearing too much makeup in the summer

Southern women know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!

Southern belle's are a true God givin gift to the world, and of your a northern transplant, well just bless your heart, fake it! We all know that you got here as fast as you could!
A few perfect southern belle's are:

Scarlet O'Harah
Melanie Hampton
All the ladies off of Steel Magnolias
by Southern belle #1 June 10, 2006
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Main Entry: Southern Belle
Part of Speech: Noun
Definition: A beautiful and charming woman from the Southern United States. A Southern Belle possesses an undeniable natural charm, has a warm and dazzling smile, and impeccable manners, calling each person she encounters 'sir' or 'ma'am' regardless of their age or position. A Southern Belle can be recognized by her unforgettable Southern drawl, unstinting hospitality and graciousness, and her recognition as Football as a part of her religion. Southern Belles are recognized as one of God's greatest creations and continously overshadow women from Northern US States.
"Look at Reese Witherspoon. She's flawless and brilliant. Look at her smile, look at her charm! I feel mezmerized by her!"
"Of course you do, she's from Tennessee."
"And what does that have to do with anything?"
"It has everthing to do with it! She's a Southern Belle!"
by theadorableangie October 10, 2006
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God's greatest creation ever. The most beautiful women in the world.
by ultimate_cowgirl September 20, 2004
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The 10 Commandants for Southern Belles
1.Never cuss in front of your Mamma or your mammy.
2.Your daddy (and Rhett Butler) is always the perfect man.
3.Never wear white after Labor Day or before Easter.
4.Never try to pass faux pearls for real ones at any special event. (especially your debut)
5.Always say yes mama and yes sir. No matter who you are talking to.
6.Never go out without "putting your face on" because you never know who you will see
7.Never pretend to be drunker than you really are.
8.Never smoke at a country club, on the street, or anywhere besides your house or at a very close friend's house
9.Never forgive yankees. (just remember you could be Scarlet O Hara if they had not have won the war)
10.NEVER accept the defeat by the enemy

Southern Belles are god's gift to earth.
Southern Belles Always...
drink sweet tea
Watch Steel Magnolias
Read Gone with the Wind
Hate Yankess!!!
Examples of Southern Belles are... Scarlet O'Hara, Melanie Wilks, All the women in Steel Magnolias and Yaya Sisterhood. and most true Saint Marys girls.

always remember...
WWMD- What Would Melanie Do
WWSD- What Would Scarlet Do
by Scarlet O'Hara February 09, 2005
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Roots and where you came from. Not afraid to speak their minds and if really mad, they are ready to fight no matter what. Never mess with another girls Belle sister or they will both come after you! Also can't stand cityslickers!!!
Kendall and Zamora are southern Belle sisters <3
by Cornbread--kmg December 29, 2016
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A rich/wealthy southern white woman from an agrarian background who is birthed from MANY generations of incest, raised to worship the Confederate Flag, and develops a VERY unhealthy attraction to farmyard and domestic animals in her teen years. She lives her early adult life partaking in party favors and alcohol until her parents threaten to cut her off. She usually winds up marrying:
1. A crocked politician.
2. A police officer.
3. A member of the armed forces.
4. A pastor of a Southern Baptist church.

...only to cheat on the aforementioned men with a broke, white-skin-worshipping coon named Tyrone.

When caught, she'll say "Tyrone" raped her.
He'll go to jail or 'wind up missing' and she and her good ol' boy will seek marriage counseling, renew their vows, and live happily ever after to beget more southern belles and good ol' boys.

Due to the aforementioned over-consumption of drugs and alcohol in her teens and early 20s, by the time she's 30, she'll look 45+.
"Southern belle ain't nothing but a trick, nasty as hell, stanky little cave bitch" - Ice Cube
by 800Wmarietta September 03, 2014
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In watching "MTV's True Life: Southern Belle," we see that a "Southern Belle" is a stereotypically vapid southern blonde white woman hell-bent on conforming to a sado-masochist vision of proper womanhood. Typical characteristics of an aspiring or "professional" Belle are: extreme narcissism, poor grammar and an obsession with "Southern" culture and alienating themselves with more mainstream homogeneous metro-culture. The saddest thing though is the day that they realize they're "old" and are no longer pretty, casting them into a dark brooding depression battled with eating...turning them into the 350 pound troll women often encountered in the South.
Raini, from MTV's True Life: Southern Belle, cries when her 350 pound mother doesn't drive fast enough to the pageant.
by Captain_Nastay July 10, 2008
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