3 definitions by Phaydeout

pot-bellied spider monkey

being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.

my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.

by Phaydeout January 17, 2011

Excrementalist

Someone who can take a piece of crap (literal or figurative) and create a work of art.

Becky is such an excrementalist, she makes Christmas ornaments out of the strangest things.

by Phaydeout November 28, 2015

toonvestite

Playing a character of the opposite sex in a MMO/video game.

Hey you remember that healer last night you thought was a chick? Turns out it was a toonvestite

by Phaydeout July 3, 2010