Phantom649's definitions

Attention

Something females need more than love , self worth, achievement, knowledge, ect...

Bitch cant stand me playing xbox. She wants ALL my attention.

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Esteem Posting

Writing a definition about your name on Urban Dictionary, in a flattering manner.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.

Martin: "I caught my sister writing on UD about people with HER name...'

Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.

" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Butterflocks

When a person is nervous, and they eat BECAUSE they are nervous, they have butterflocks.

Gorgieo: "man im so nervous (*eats cake) ive got butterflys in my stomach."
Estavon: "More like butterflocks."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019