The irrational fear of having only one sexual mate, or going without sex.
Unfortunately our human biology is 1/2 Tournament Species and 1/2 Pair Bonding.
Physically we want to fuck so much...
but Emotionally we want one person to connect with.
Logically, if you only ever have sex with the one person you love and married, you won't know what you're missing, and the sex you're getting, will be the best you ever had.
Also, couples need to learn eachothers turn-ons...
No one is perfect (unless they're very experienced) which means they have tons of casual sex, which means they are horrible at relationships.
So keep it in your pants, for your own good.
Unfortunately our human biology is 1/2 Tournament Species and 1/2 Pair Bonding.
Physically we want to fuck so much...
but Emotionally we want one person to connect with.
Logically, if you only ever have sex with the one person you love and married, you won't know what you're missing, and the sex you're getting, will be the best you ever had.
Also, couples need to learn eachothers turn-ons...
No one is perfect (unless they're very experienced) which means they have tons of casual sex, which means they are horrible at relationships.
So keep it in your pants, for your own good.
Guy 1 : "I want to fuck atleast 3 girls before I get married... ya know?"
Guy 2: " I want to fuck every bitch, cause that's my biological imperative, but honestly, if you pick the right girl (and get a pre-nup) you'll be fine. Don't need to risk those STDs bro. Sounds like you've got abstainaphobia."
Guy 2: " I want to fuck every bitch, cause that's my biological imperative, but honestly, if you pick the right girl (and get a pre-nup) you'll be fine. Don't need to risk those STDs bro. Sounds like you've got abstainaphobia."
by Phantom649 June 03, 2019
Pronounced: (Fungk Schway)
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.
Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."
by Phantom649 June 04, 2019
Something you have to do to women so they feel validated.
Females can't have conversations like men.
They don't want honesty, they don't want their world view challenged.
Females can't have conversations like men.
They don't want honesty, they don't want their world view challenged.
Girl: "How do I look?"
Guy: "You look... great!"
Girl: "Don't patronize me!"
Guy: "Fine ok, that dress is stupid, the frills are gonna drag on the ground. You're gonna be cold later and ask for my coat."
Girl: "Really!? You know what!? FUCK YOU!! You're such an asshole!"
Guy: "You look... great!"
Girl: "Don't patronize me!"
Guy: "Fine ok, that dress is stupid, the frills are gonna drag on the ground. You're gonna be cold later and ask for my coat."
Girl: "Really!? You know what!? FUCK YOU!! You're such an asshole!"
by Phantom649 June 04, 2019
The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.
by Phantom649 June 03, 2019