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Patronize

Something you have to do to women so they feel validated.
Females can't have conversations like men.

They don't want honesty, they don't want their world view challenged.
Girl: "How do I look?"
Guy: "You look... great!"
Girl: "Don't patronize me!"
Guy: "Fine ok, that dress is stupid, the frills are gonna drag on the ground. You're gonna be cold later and ask for my coat."
Girl: "Really!? You know what!? FUCK YOU!! You're such an asshole!"
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.
Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Kid Gloves

A euphemism meaning "one must handle carefully"
To treat someone with a different set of standards, different language, different expectations.
To soft-talk an individual, sparing them the gory details of reality.
Gotta use kid gloves on females, because they can't handle reality.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Field Dressing

Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Princesst

When the princess is so hot, you have to smash, even tho you're fam.
Luke didn't know it, but he committed princesst with Leia.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Hoe-verhauls

The particular type of garment (often called a jumper) worn by promiscuous young females who have never done a day of hard labor ( or dirty labor, which would require real overhauls) in their life.
Often worn with one shoulder strap hanging down seductively, the hoe-verhauls are just another tool in the temptresses's toolbox.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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WALTC

Pronounced: (walt sea)
When a white knight attacks you, for physically defending yourself from a female, he will say something like:
"Whoa dude, it's never okay to hit a lady!"
Well let me tell you, not all females are ladies.
Hence:

Women Aren't Ladies, They're Cunts
whiteknight: "It's never okay to hit a lady!"
Red pilled: *looks at friend "WALTC" *Punches white knight
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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