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Urban Admin Pussy (YooAPP)

U.A.P.

Abbreviation pronounced (Yoo APP)

The admin who won't allow controversial or politically incorrect definition on the platform.
The YooApp who is reviewing my posts MAY BE a pussy.
HE or SHE is an Urban Admin Pussy (YooApp)
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Esteem Posting

Writing a definition about your name on Urban Dictionary, in a flattering manner.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.
Martin: "I caught my sister writing on UD about people with HER name...'

Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Emo Slut

An emo girl. Typically they try hard to be independent, but are way less stable than most chicks.
It's all a facade. She is more controlling, needy, and damaged.
Aggressive appearance is a necessity for her, because without black and spikes, she fears she will be taken advantage of, or bossed around.
Barely capable of controlling herself or her thoughts, she must use her appearance as a stage prop, to maintain a level of aggression and edge at all times. Practically paranoid. Perpetual victim. Depression and other mental illnesses. Drug using hedonists. Floozy. Over tattooed and pierced. Sometimes ugly-izes them self so that no man can hurt them again. Usually if not always, a Feminist.
Basically a bag in the wind, or driftwood at sea.
Usually a side effect of society and bad fathering, the Emo Slut is not self aware.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Hoe-verhauls

The particular type of garment (often called a jumper) worn by promiscuous young females who have never done a day of hard labor ( or dirty labor, which would require real overhauls) in their life.
Often worn with one shoulder strap hanging down seductively, the hoe-verhauls are just another tool in the temptresses's toolbox.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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WALTC

Pronounced: (walt sea)
When a white knight attacks you, for physically defending yourself from a female, he will say something like:
"Whoa dude, it's never okay to hit a lady!"
Well let me tell you, not all females are ladies.
Hence:

Women Aren't Ladies, They're Cunts
whiteknight: "It's never okay to hit a lady!"
Red pilled: *looks at friend "WALTC" *Punches white knight
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Feng Shui

Pronounced: (Fungk Schway)
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.
Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.
" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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