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Field Dressing

Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Feng Shui

Pronounced: (Fungk Schway)
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.
Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.
" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Attention

Something females need more than love , self worth, achievement, knowledge, ect...
Bitch cant stand me playing xbox. She wants ALL my attention.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Hormoment

Moment influenced by hormones.
Kyle: "Jeff wrote some definition dating love-note about sarah on Urban..."
Ryan: "Wow, he's having a hormoment. I thought only chicks did that.."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Converse Cultist

People who wear converse shoes because they are indie hipster try-hards.
Frank: " You know how to spot a social illiterate? Converse. All the crazy chicks wear them."

Bobby: "Ahh.. Converse Cultists. Yeah man. I've noticed that too."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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The Zombie Zone

When you stay up all night and start to lose mental functions.
Bro.... Been awake 29 hours... I'm in the zombie zone.
Gotta sleep
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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