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Frank: " You know how to spot a social illiterate? Converse. All the crazy chicks wear them."
Bobby: "Ahh.. Converse Cultists. Yeah man. I've noticed that too."
Bobby: "Ahh.. Converse Cultists. Yeah man. I've noticed that too."
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Abbreviation pronounced (Yoo APP)
The admin who won't allow controversial or politically incorrect definition on the platform.
Abbreviation pronounced (Yoo APP)
The admin who won't allow controversial or politically incorrect definition on the platform.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the Urban Admin Pussy (YooAPP) mug.A magical word people add to their arguments to fortify their beliefs REGARDLESS of what the scientific data ACTUALLY SAYS.
Women have higher pain tolerance than men... it's "science" bro!
me: no, actually, they report higher levels of pain than men, and quit sooner in painful experiments.
Men actually have a higher pain tolerance than women. That is REAL science.
me: no, actually, they report higher levels of pain than men, and quit sooner in painful experiments.
Men actually have a higher pain tolerance than women. That is REAL science.
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Women ruling is nonsense. Men world wide do not respect women.
Women cannot kick men's ass. Men have something like 27 times more testosterone than women.
Females have 40% more emotion circuits in their brain than men.
Women are built to interface with children.
Estrogen exposure in the womb makes women highly attractive, and too much can cause psychosis.
(no connection to reality, emotions = reality)
If a man gets too much testosterone in the womb, he becomes autistic and stuff.
Obsessing with machines and functions, but lacking social ability.
Medieval history shows that queens started more wars than kings.
Lesbian relationships are MORE VIOLENT than heterosexual relationships.
Women are not socialized to physical competition, so they overkill it, when they burst out, and almost never receive physical punishment like men do.
Women are unfairly spared the death penalty for murder in most cases.
Lesbians have historically proposed legislation which destroys countries.
J. D. Unwin "Sex and Culture" 1934. He studied 85 cultures. 80 small, 5 big, including Rome.
Women cannot rule what they don't understand, and didn't create. Societies all fall the same way.
Repeal the 19th.
Women ruling is nonsense. Men world wide do not respect women.
Women cannot kick men's ass. Men have something like 27 times more testosterone than women.
Females have 40% more emotion circuits in their brain than men.
Women are built to interface with children.
Estrogen exposure in the womb makes women highly attractive, and too much can cause psychosis.
(no connection to reality, emotions = reality)
If a man gets too much testosterone in the womb, he becomes autistic and stuff.
Obsessing with machines and functions, but lacking social ability.
Medieval history shows that queens started more wars than kings.
Lesbian relationships are MORE VIOLENT than heterosexual relationships.
Women are not socialized to physical competition, so they overkill it, when they burst out, and almost never receive physical punishment like men do.
Women are unfairly spared the death penalty for murder in most cases.
Lesbians have historically proposed legislation which destroys countries.
J. D. Unwin "Sex and Culture" 1934. He studied 85 cultures. 80 small, 5 big, including Rome.
Women cannot rule what they don't understand, and didn't create. Societies all fall the same way.
Repeal the 19th.
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Estavon: "More like butterflocks."
Estavon: "More like butterflocks."
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Get the Butterflocks mug.Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
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Get the Field Dressing mug.Thots who crouch in group pictures, to make themselves look small and cute, even though they are wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
"See by the bar over there? Group Photo? A whole Squad of Squat Thots. Why the fuck do they do that?"
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