Phantom649's definitions

Coupon Ghoul

When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE

- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)

George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"

John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Patronize

Something you have to do to women so they feel validated.
Females can't have conversations like men.

They don't want honesty, they don't want their world view challenged.

Girl: "How do I look?"
Guy: "You look... great!"
Girl: "Don't patronize me!"
Guy: "Fine ok, that dress is stupid, the frills are gonna drag on the ground. You're gonna be cold later and ask for my coat."
Girl: "Really!? You know what!? FUCK YOU!! You're such an asshole!"

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Field Dressing

Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.

The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Princesst

When the princess is so hot, you have to smash, even tho you're fam.

Luke didn't know it, but he committed princesst with Leia.

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Hoe-verhauls

The particular type of garment (often called a jumper) worn by promiscuous young females who have never done a day of hard labor ( or dirty labor, which would require real overhauls) in their life.

Often worn with one shoulder strap hanging down seductively, the hoe-verhauls are just another tool in the temptresses's toolbox.

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

WALTC

Pronounced: (walt sea)
When a white knight attacks you, for physically defending yourself from a female, he will say something like:
"Whoa dude, it's never okay to hit a lady!"
Well let me tell you, not all females are ladies.
Hence:

Women Aren't Ladies, They're Cunts

whiteknight: "It's never okay to hit a lady!"
Red pilled: *looks at friend "WALTC" *Punches white knight

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Converse Cultist

People who wear converse shoes because they are indie hipster try-hards.

Frank: " You know how to spot a social illiterate? Converse. All the crazy chicks wear them."

Bobby: "Ahh.. Converse Cultists. Yeah man. I've noticed that too."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019