Phantom649's definitions

Field Dressing

Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.

The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Princesst

When the princess is so hot, you have to smash, even tho you're fam.

Luke didn't know it, but he committed princesst with Leia.

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

WALTC

Pronounced: (walt sea)
When a white knight attacks you, for physically defending yourself from a female, he will say something like:
"Whoa dude, it's never okay to hit a lady!"
Well let me tell you, not all females are ladies.
Hence:

Women Aren't Ladies, They're Cunts

whiteknight: "It's never okay to hit a lady!"
Red pilled: *looks at friend "WALTC" *Punches white knight

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Hoe-verhauls

The particular type of garment (often called a jumper) worn by promiscuous young females who have never done a day of hard labor ( or dirty labor, which would require real overhauls) in their life.

Often worn with one shoulder strap hanging down seductively, the hoe-verhauls are just another tool in the temptresses's toolbox.

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.

Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Converse Cultist

People who wear converse shoes because they are indie hipster try-hards.

Frank: " You know how to spot a social illiterate? Converse. All the crazy chicks wear them."

Bobby: "Ahh.. Converse Cultists. Yeah man. I've noticed that too."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

The Zombie Zone

When you stay up all night and start to lose mental functions.

Bro.... Been awake 29 hours... I'm in the zombie zone.
Gotta sleep

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019