Phantom649's definitions

Fuckin HoesNuts

Having sex with promiscuous women, until they become "crazy for you"

Gangsta: "We out here fuckin hoesnuts brah."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.

Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Kid Gloves

A euphemism meaning "one must handle carefully"
To treat someone with a different set of standards, different language, different expectations.
To soft-talk an individual, sparing them the gory details of reality.

Gotta use kid gloves on females, because they can't handle reality.

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Urban Admin Pussy (YooAPP)

U.A.P.

Abbreviation pronounced (Yoo APP)

The admin who won't allow controversial or politically incorrect definition on the platform.

The YooApp who is reviewing my posts MAY BE a pussy.
HE or SHE is an Urban Admin Pussy (YooApp)

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Princesst

When the princess is so hot, you have to smash, even tho you're fam.

Luke didn't know it, but he committed princesst with Leia.

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Field Dressing

Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.

The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Converse Cultist

People who wear converse shoes because they are indie hipster try-hards.

Frank: " You know how to spot a social illiterate? Converse. All the crazy chicks wear them."

Bobby: "Ahh.. Converse Cultists. Yeah man. I've noticed that too."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019