Phantom649's definitions

Squat Thot

Thots who crouch in group pictures, to make themselves look small and cute, even though they are wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.

"See by the bar over there? Group Photo? A whole Squad of Squat Thots. Why the fuck do they do that?"

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Hoe-verhauls

The particular type of garment (often called a jumper) worn by promiscuous young females who have never done a day of hard labor ( or dirty labor, which would require real overhauls) in their life.

Often worn with one shoulder strap hanging down seductively, the hoe-verhauls are just another tool in the temptresses's toolbox.

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

WALTC

Pronounced: (walt sea)
When a white knight attacks you, for physically defending yourself from a female, he will say something like:
"Whoa dude, it's never okay to hit a lady!"
Well let me tell you, not all females are ladies.
Hence:

Women Aren't Ladies, They're Cunts

whiteknight: "It's never okay to hit a lady!"
Red pilled: *looks at friend "WALTC" *Punches white knight

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Coupon Ghoul

When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE

- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)

George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"

John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.

Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Patronize

Something you have to do to women so they feel validated.
Females can't have conversations like men.

They don't want honesty, they don't want their world view challenged.

Girl: "How do I look?"
Guy: "You look... great!"
Girl: "Don't patronize me!"
Guy: "Fine ok, that dress is stupid, the frills are gonna drag on the ground. You're gonna be cold later and ask for my coat."
Girl: "Really!? You know what!? FUCK YOU!! You're such an asshole!"

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Converse Cultist

People who wear converse shoes because they are indie hipster try-hards.

Frank: " You know how to spot a social illiterate? Converse. All the crazy chicks wear them."

Bobby: "Ahh.. Converse Cultists. Yeah man. I've noticed that too."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019