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Field Dressing

Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Patronize

Something you have to do to women so they feel validated.
Females can't have conversations like men.

They don't want honesty, they don't want their world view challenged.
Girl: "How do I look?"
Guy: "You look... great!"
Girl: "Don't patronize me!"
Guy: "Fine ok, that dress is stupid, the frills are gonna drag on the ground. You're gonna be cold later and ask for my coat."
Girl: "Really!? You know what!? FUCK YOU!! You're such an asshole!"
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Urban Admin Pussy (YooAPP)

U.A.P.

Abbreviation pronounced (Yoo APP)

The admin who won't allow controversial or politically incorrect definition on the platform.
The YooApp who is reviewing my posts MAY BE a pussy.
HE or SHE is an Urban Admin Pussy (YooApp)
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Kid Gloves

A euphemism meaning "one must handle carefully"
To treat someone with a different set of standards, different language, different expectations.
To soft-talk an individual, sparing them the gory details of reality.
Gotta use kid gloves on females, because they can't handle reality.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Fuckin HoesNuts

Having sex with promiscuous women, until they become "crazy for you"
Gangsta: "We out here fuckin hoesnuts brah."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Run Away

Something women do when you start winning the argument.
Logic Attack *she runs
Fact Attack *she runs
Females cant win in a man's world (logic ,criticism, accountability), so they run away to not face the consequences of being wrong.
Not so tough now are ya?
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Feng Shui

Pronounced: (Fungk Schway)
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.
Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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