4 definitions by PetraCumtoes

This is the name of a person who slices lemons way too big, they think they're fucking cool but actually deep down inside they are a fucking badass big bootied bitch. Their ass is so voluptuous that it seems to impair their walking pattern.
Person one: THAT WOMAN HAS A FAT ASS!
Person two: she must be a fucking stojkovska shes so fucking hot i already busted 2 nuts.
by PetraCumtoes September 17, 2021
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A guy whose only purpose is to simp. He will simp, for ANYONE - he would even simp for a 60 year old history teacher whose dick sags to the floor. He acts like he gets the ladies but even the neighbourhood mole rats wouldn't suck on his dick.
person 1: yo man is that a freakishly tall rat?
Person 2: ew no its just a ryan
by PetraCumtoes September 14, 2020
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Harry is a man with a fucking perfect bubble butt. The women literally wish they had his fat fucking ass. This should not be confused with Larry - a man with a sagging ass and man's tits. Harry's ass stench reeks of pussy discharge and all the dogs shove their nose up his ass just for a whiff. Harry also has the fucking biggest pair of balls, the perfect size for his massive dicky wicky, 90+ inches at least. In conclusion, Harry is into dogs.
Person1: bro I smell pussy

Person2: it's literally just Harry don't worry
Harry: *moans* where can I find a dog fucking center?
by PetraCumtoes September 17, 2021
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Cerise is a Bella thick woman, her tits are the sun, her body on fleek. This woman makes all the dicks rise in melodic unison. The dicks literally sing, the scrotum skin boogie mans in hallucinogenic joy. This type of woman is truly unbeatable.
if you have a dick just fucking run.

Person 1: bro my dick just rose.
Person 2: Shit you must have seen one of those cerise women
by PetraCumtoes September 17, 2021
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