ski poles

synonomous with circle jerk. (pretend that you are cross-country skiing, moving your arms up and down vigorously)

"the yankees suck. how about some ski pole action?"

by peter October 15, 2003

faddy

skinny girl with a fat ass

yo that girl got a faddy

by peter May 5, 2003

special olympics hopeful

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

by Peter April 16, 2004

alphanumeric

An expensive car, especially one which serves as a status symbol. A suit covered anus typically will drive an alphanumeric. The term comes from the practice among most auto manufacturers of using alphanumeric designations on expensive car models, as opposed to the model names used for cheaper cars, e.g. Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan Altima, or Lexus ES 350 vs. Toyota Camry.

There's nothing like driving an alphanumeric to show people that you're a big shot.

by Peter January 1, 2007

Woodpecker

a bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect penis on the girls head while she sucks your balls

"oh man I gave her a woodpecker last night!"

by peter October 24, 2003

french military

a military that gets scared and surrenders

The french military surrendered again?!?

by peter March 26, 2005

pinch a loaf

(Verb) To take a bowel movement.

Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!

by Peter June 1, 2006