196 definitions by Peter

Dead Monk

The act/process of finding a girl who has been dead for about two days, and with your friend, you jump on her stomach, and your friend eats whatever comes out.

Lets go to the graveyard and perform the dead Monk.

by Peter January 31, 2005

cartball

The game of golf, when played using an electric cart. Use of the cart deprives golf of just about any exercise value. As such, the growth of cartball - at the expense of "walking golf" - is a sign of America's increasing laziness.

It seems as if most men over age 30 consider a weekly round of cartball to be a rugged workout.

by Peter March 30, 2005

cartball

Golf, when played with use of an electric cart, thereby depriving it of any significant exercise value.

All too many males over age 30 consider a weekly round of cartball to be a tough workout.

by Peter March 25, 2005

blast

(to) shit.
(to blast a dookie)

-to blast a dookie.
-i gotta blast.
-holy fucking shit, she just blasted all over his fucking face!

by Peter January 26, 2005

Mooreon

Combination of "moron" and "Michael Moore", Hollywood activist.

Applied to political followers of Michael Moore.

"Uh oh. Here comes another protest group of communist 'Mooreons."

by Peter April 22, 2004

Londoner

a person who will happily pay the best part of a million pounds for a small terraced house in an 'up-and-coming' area and think that they got a good deal

'Joan and Bob have just bought a 3 bed house in Stoke Newington you know - it was only £600,000 and an excellent investment.'

by Peter September 25, 2003

bonus

syn: cocaine.

let's snort some bonus.

by Peter October 14, 2003