7 definitions by Peltmaster
can you believe how dave dug up that dead hippopotamus and had sex with it? yeah he an necrohomoaquabeastafeliac
by Peltmaster October 24, 2020
When you spit on a piece of toilet paper add lubrication & reduce friction before wiping. *Disclaimer: This only works with high quality quilted bath tissues. Do not try this with cheap tp or you’ll punch a hole through & end up with a poop fingy
I was taking a poo in a friends bathroom & it was one of those poo-of-1000 wipes, so I made myself an Alabama Wetwipe
by Peltmaster August 17, 2022
by Peltmaster August 17, 2022
man, theres so much elderly trim here, i should become the gilf hunter so i can tap some of this ass.
by Peltmaster March 5, 2008
the place between the anus and vagina, the best place to stop for a bite before heading down south, ya know what i mean...
man, she was soooo hot, just as i was about to make whoopie, i had to stop in and see how the scaddler was doin this time of year, man was it juicy.
by Peltmaster May 29, 2008
by Peltmaster March 5, 2008
When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker
I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?
by Peltmaster August 17, 2022