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Definitions by Paul Phoenix

n.
1. Characterized by strong feelings of pleasure reserved exclusively to the arm, accompained in the process of ejaculation.
Liam loves to give himself armgasms every Friday night.
Armgasm by Paul Phoenix April 16, 2008

alcoholist 

An alternative term to refer to an alcoholic.
Bryan: "Yeah, mate, I've been an alcoholist for 6 years now, mate"
alcoholist by Paul Phoenix May 9, 2006

snakeage 

The process of being snaked - i.e. being deceived and/or being stealthy, sneaky etc.
"Fuck man, I just endured legitimate snakeage"
snakeage by Paul Phoenix April 19, 2006

Broadbandian

One who's connected with Broadband internet. The individual is then therefore referred as a broadbandian.
"Hey mate, are you a Broadbandian?" -- Broadbandian

"Nah, sorry mate. I'm connected with an inferior internet service - dialup." -- Dialupper
Broadbandian by Paul Phoenix January 21, 2006

ROFLZBURGER 

ROFLZ is a well-known Internet acronym for 'Rolling on floor laughing'.
Since its popularisation, several extended variations have been established -- 'ROFLZBURGER', which is the state of 'Rolling on floor laughing whilst consuming a hamburger -- or hanzburger'.
The additional 'BURGER' extension is merely for intensification purposes - Beyond 'rofl' to a large degree. And it's typically utilised in a 'extremely' hilarious situation.
"Hey, that wombat just ate my leg!"

"ROFLZBURGER" (Man rolls on floor laughing whilst consuming a hamburger)

"What?
ROFLZBURGER by Paul Phoenix January 16, 2006

'Gay leather' metal 

One who listens to power/heavy metal bands, which emphasise on "gay leather" themes* - lyrics, attire, etc.
*Typically fantasy depicted themes, but on their album covers, they're depicted as homosexuals in leather, w/ additional swords, and shields - something typical in an S&M homosexual pornography.
Manowar are a prominent 'gay leather' metal band. They're known for their S&M attires, 'gay leather' lyrics, which have redundant references to the word "sword".

foshizzler 

"Hey, watup - foshizzle to tha e-dizzle, mah nizzle"
"foshizzler"
foshizzler by Paul Phoenix January 13, 2006