9 definitions by Paul Daley
| 1. | puppy fart syndrome | ||
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November 18, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart. I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.
I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise. Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally. |
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| 2. | tezbian | ||
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A tezbian is a transexual lesbian.
2 supposed lesbians up for some tezzy on tezzy action.
Once a man, former owner of a grand set of tezzies / tezzys (testicles) now a supposed female lesbian. Very attracted to other tezbians. |
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| 3. | car park karaoke | ||
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Car park karaoke is another term for an outdoor blowjob We were in the nightclub and I managed to pull this chick. We went outside and she sung down the purple headed microphone in a spot of car park karaoke.
The 2 terms 'car park karaoke' and purple headed microphone' are usually used in conjuction with each other. |
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| 4. | New York hiding | ||
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A New York hiding is when you hit someone so hard, they feel it twice. It means to connect perfectly and send shockwaves through the affected area I fought this guy today and gave him a proper New York hiding. It was so good, he felt it twice
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| 5. | purple headed microphone | ||
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The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis. A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.
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| 6. | tezzys | ||
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Tezzys are another name for your testicles Oh baby, just feel these majestic tezzys
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| 7. | wildies | ||
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Having the wildies means to have a bad case of diarrhoea.
Having the wild shites. Oh my god, last night was terrible. I woke up this morning with the wildies.
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