454 definitions by Paul
Anyone who is arrogant as hell and a douchebag. Who isn't very good at anything but they think they're the shit.
Erin Grimmot is a cocky douche.
by Paul December 13, 2004
the act of partaking in anal sex, then pulling out and slapping your partner across the face with your feces-covered penis. See wordDaniel Pecevich/word.
by Paul May 24, 2003
he who is the true champion... only the true champion knows who is the true champion. Only candidates for true championship may compete for the true championship..
i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.
i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.
by Paul December 30, 2005
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by Paul January 15, 2004
the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises
grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure
by Paul August 4, 2004