the act of partaking in anal sex, then pulling out and slapping your partner across the face with your feces-covered penis. See wordDaniel Pecevich/word.
by Paul May 24, 2003
The sexual act of taking a shat between a girls tits and flattening it out like a pancake. after this act, you put in your hand a slap her in the face with great force.
by BigpoppaZ December 30, 2015
When you hear something so inanely stupid, you feel compelled to shit in your own hand and slap the person with it. It's a slightly stronger sentiment than the Italian saying, "Caccate in mano e prenditi a schiaffi," which loosely translated means, "Take a shit in your hands and slap yourself," as the actor in this situation is willing to shit in his or her own hands to get the slap accomplished.
Had someone call the library the other day and ask for a photo of Jesus. Told her that could not possibly exist, but if she'd come in, I'd have a nice big Sicilian mud slap ready for her.
by DeweyDecimator July 26, 2016
by Schellas. J Cox. Novz January 4, 2009
Pulling back the foreskin after a mind blowing male colon extravaganza and slapping him in the face with your shit covered dick.
by TheColonCommander99 December 25, 2021
by MohammedThePlaneFlyer April 20, 2018