43 definitions by Paul J Parkinson

swamp water

a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.

bartender: what'll you have?

customer: I'll have a swampwater. I'm the designated driver!

by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005

grandpa daddy

the salutation used by a child that is the result of father/daughter incestual sex.

woman; "you'd better not let grandpa daddy know we've been having sex!"

tween; "ok mommy, but grandpa daddy told me the same thing too!"

by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005

F.E.M.A.

Failed Emergency Management Agency

After 'Hurricane Katrina' hit New Orleans, F.E.M.A.(Failed Emergency Management Agency) took so long to respond, it caused hundreds of needless deaths!

by Paul J Parkinson September 7, 2005

UD Nazi

Any editor of Urban Dictionary that is very strict as to what he/she passes.

That damn UD Nazi won't pass my definitions. I only made fun of half the people I know!

by Paul J Parkinson July 14, 2005

gotchie

slang for underwear(mens or womens).

see also gitch

we gave him a gothie-pull so big his gitch was pulled right off, over his head.

by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005

finger puppet

a name given to a little girl that gets finger fucked.

grandpa daddy used to finger fuck his 10 yr old niece. she was his favourite finger puppet.

by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005

gummer

a gummer is a hummer(blowjob) that is given by someone that has no teeth/wears dentures(and removes them).

I met this cougar last night and she took me home. When we hopped in bed she removed her false teeth and gave me a gummer. It was 10x better than any old hummer could ever be!

by Paul J Parkinson July 5, 2005