11 definitions by Partsguru13

Trail of Tears

The little droplets of cum that drip out of a woman's vagina onto the floor as she makes the journey to the bathroom to clean herself off after intercourse.

Helen left a huge trail of tears after having to walk through the kitchen to get to the bathroom.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Pot Bellied Pig

A severely overweight woman on whose belly one ejeculates on rather than inside her vagina.

I was afraid of knocking up that fat bitch so I made her a pot bellied pig instead.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Bromazing

An act amongst a group of like minded male cohorts that exceeds even the groups wildest expectations.

Dang man, did you see that shot it was just amazing is bromazing!

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Lego Face

The same look of extreme pain and anger on one's face as though they just accidentally stepped on a lego.

I know dad was pissed about the car he had his lego face on.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Urban Dicktionaryhead

The act of scouring urban dictionary in feeble attempt to find a cool new word to impress your peers.

Man, we get it you have the internet and no friends, don't be such an urban dicktionaryhead.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Cumtemplating

The decision process in which someone goes through after one has ejaculated in thier mouth as to whether to swallow the load like a champ or to spit it out discreetly like a priss.

After the massive the load I shot in her mouth she had to do some major cumtemplating.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Flaming Sword

In a rush of hormones, grabbing tabasco sauce rather than personal lubricant in the course of having intercourse.

Omg, i wanted to bang this hott chick so bad i ended up giving myself a flaming sword instead.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017