4 definitions by PantsofCorn
"I meant to send Terry an emoji beer and a baseball. I sent an emopo of an eggplant and a tornado, so now he thinks I'm inviting him over for a blowjob".
by PantsofCorn May 11, 2017
"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".
by PantsofCorn May 10, 2011
by PantsofCorn January 16, 2011
"I'm stuck on the couch after surgery, but I'm e-couperating with my 3DS, Xbox 360, a laptop, and Netflix".
by PantsofCorn May 10, 2011