5 definitions by Pandacoon

comfort pie

participating in sexual actions with a fat and/or ugly person in order to boost one's self esteem. not the same as 'mercy sex'

I was feeling pretty low that night, wasn't having much luck with any of the cute girls, and I ended up humping a comfort pie.

by Pandacoon December 9, 2011

pandacoon

A derogatory term for a person of Asian and African descent

Tiger Woods is a pandacoon

by Pandacoon June 15, 2011

bunny

an often young, but not exclusively, male who's so inexperienced or so underendowed that his thrusting pace during sexual intercourse mimics that of a rabbit's during intercourse

that guy i met off okcupid was a total bunny, he was fucking so fast i thought he was trying to start a fire

by Pandacoon December 9, 2011

Keanu Reeves

The shoes in your closet that go well with every outfit but are extremely uncomfortable.

I'm wearing the Keanu Reeves, because I have this crazy outfit and no other shoes work with it.

by Pandacoon June 15, 2011

Sassysquatch

a female of great height possessing an extreme amount of pubic hair

I hooked up with this woman basketball player and she was such a Sassysquatch. I needed a machete to get through the overgrowth.

by Pandacoon December 9, 2011