6 definitions by PandaManAlex
by PandaManAlex November 30, 2021
Mason: I just nailed my teacher homework.
Alex: Haha! You fucked your teacher!?
Mason: Stop! I have autyslexia!
Alex: My bad homie.
Alex: Haha! You fucked your teacher!?
Mason: Stop! I have autyslexia!
Alex: My bad homie.
by PandaManAlex September 1, 2018
Oscar (AKA Snowball) Puri is a very handsome Maltipoo. He lives in Bay Area, California. Oscar is a very anxious man, and has separation anxiety from his parents. Overall, Oscar is very chill, but does have sudden bursts of energy. Oh, he also looks like Alec Baldwin for some reason.
A: Nice dog, what's his name?
S: His name is Oscar Puri, isn't he handsome?
A: Yes, he is very good looking. I'll call him Snowball.
S: Haha, he'd like that.
A: Would you like to get coffee with me? Oscar can come too.
S: I’d love to.
(By the end of this story A and S start to date and Oscar is the best man at the wedding.)
S: His name is Oscar Puri, isn't he handsome?
A: Yes, he is very good looking. I'll call him Snowball.
S: Haha, he'd like that.
A: Would you like to get coffee with me? Oscar can come too.
S: I’d love to.
(By the end of this story A and S start to date and Oscar is the best man at the wedding.)
by PandaManAlex December 20, 2021
Samaira is the most perfect person in the world. Everyone wants her, but she only wants one person -- Alex.
O: Hey, you know Samaira?
G: Yeah, everyone wants to be with her but she seems to be focused on one guy specifically.
O: I overheard them the other day, he calls her Sammy P.
G: They're really cute.
G: Yeah, everyone wants to be with her but she seems to be focused on one guy specifically.
O: I overheard them the other day, he calls her Sammy P.
G: They're really cute.
by PandaManAlex December 20, 2021
A: Why is JFK on the half dollar ?
S: Idk why?
A: Because he's missing half his fucking head!
S: Lampoon
A: What? Are you fucking stupid?
S: I meant LMAO, I'm sorry!
S: Idk why?
A: Because he's missing half his fucking head!
S: Lampoon
A: What? Are you fucking stupid?
S: I meant LMAO, I'm sorry!
by PandaManAlex December 17, 2021
The most perfect girl in Bay Area, California. Samaira is incredibly smart, gorgeous, caring, and overall perfect. She would do anything for her friends and is always willing to put others first. Although she has gone through some hard times in her life, she is still incredibly strong and brave. She is definitely someone you can rely on and need to keep close once you have her. You can't find anyone else like her.
G: Hey, you know Samaira Puri?
O: Sure I do, she's the most gorgeous girl around. Why?
G: Thought I'd ask, I really like her.
O: Yeah, get in line. Everyone wishes they could be with her. She's perfect.
G: Yeah, I heard that she's falling for that one other guy though.
O: His name is Alex, yeah. He's really lucky and she seems really interested.
O: Sure I do, she's the most gorgeous girl around. Why?
G: Thought I'd ask, I really like her.
O: Yeah, get in line. Everyone wishes they could be with her. She's perfect.
G: Yeah, I heard that she's falling for that one other guy though.
O: His name is Alex, yeah. He's really lucky and she seems really interested.
by PandaManAlex December 19, 2021