58 definitions by Panchoman Jr.
This is an acronym, usually capitalized which means a "Certified F**k Monster. It can be a man, but usually refers to a woman. This is a classy woman that takes great pride in her sexual wants, needs, and capabilities. Generally, she is not promiscuous. She is always up for everything and anything at anytime.
My girlfriend is a true CFM. I could not ask for anything more. She is tireless and limitless, whenever we are together. On top of all that she is very beautiful and classy.
by Panchoman Jr. June 7, 2007
What you might say to your Buddy when you tell him that you went down on your woman the night before.
by Panchoman Jr. November 16, 2006
"twat” refers to a woman's vaginal region, or is a "nickname" for that area. That means that a "twatriot” is when a woman switches into "super overdrive" while she is engaged in any type of sexual activity. It often is what every man dreams of while pleasing his woman...
Last night, with my new girlfriend, was extremely, extremely exciting for me (and her as well) as she had a "twatriot” going on as I orally satisfied her...
by Panchoman Jr. February 10, 2007
We had some hot spicy chili for dinner last night. So later on in the evening it was no wonder that I got "gasface(d).
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006
While my girlfriend is giving me head, she often refers to my penis as King George. Well named, might I add.
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006
A term of endearmart that I often use in a playful way when my lady and I are having anal/doggie style sex in my swimming pool
Last night my lady and I did a "fuck a duck” which we both enjoyed tremendously.
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006
by Panchoman Jr. November 3, 2006