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Someone socially upgrades when after being single, especially for a long time, gets involved in a serious relationship or marries. They stop hanging with the old crew because they now spend time with other couples only.

Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.
Carl: guys, what happened to John? We never see him anymore!
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..
by PaliKid July 4, 2015
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being completely and totally humilliated, defeated, owned, etc.
Man, Miguel got named in basketball today!

I just got named by Preston in wrestling.

Dude, i tried to lift with Will today, and he totally named me.
by PaliKid December 13, 2009
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