2 definitions by Paitton maaa

Paittons are people that seem pretty cool but are secretly insane. They can and will kill you. But they won't if you are their friend. I hope.
You: Hey Paitton!

Paitton: I killed a man yesterday. *smiles*

You: What?

Paitton: Sorry, Hi.
by Paitton maaa October 28, 2014
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A verb common in Canadian slang that is commonly used to describe someone sustaining injury, but can be extended to objects being damaged or even food items being consumed with particular ferocity.
Example 1:

Paul: Hey did you hear what happened to Jeff at the party last night?

Greg: No what happened?

Paul: Aw man he dusted his fucken knee trying to jump into the pool off the roof.

Example 2:

Paul: Ah fuck I dropped my phone.

Greg: You dusted the screen buddy....

Paul: FUCK

Example 3:

Greg: Holy hell Paul did you dust that entire bag of chips already?

Paul: Don't judge me Greg.
by Paitton maaa June 24, 2021
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