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The act of straight oral sex with dippings/condiments/sauces, e.g. a blowjob with salsa in the blower’s mouth.
Hey, Honey! Let’s try the Sloppy Dallas in bed tonight, courtesy of Soup!
by PainfulSnare October 16, 2020
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The act of vaginal sex with dipping/condiments/sauces, e.g. sexual intercourse with a “salsa-condom.”
A Sloppy Dallas wasn’t enough, but we like guac, so we decided on a Kūrlik.
by PainfulSnare October 16, 2020
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The act of Anal sex (between either gender) that involves dipping/condiments/sauces, i.e. replacing anal lube with salsa.
Stacy’s Vagina was too large for a good Kūrlik, so a Kūrtat was much more enjoyable.
by PainfulSnare October 18, 2020
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